(humor) For those demanding Josh change his post game comments

[StraightJ]

 

I'd find it humorous if he complied and gave a Zach Wilson response instead, taking little to no responsibility.  I can imagine the reactions on your faces, but suppose I'd just have to settle for seeing your posts instead.   It certainly is within the realm of possibility if his girlfriend ever found this board and/or the similar vitriol on social media and showed him the amount of ingrates out there.

 

 

Sure, odds are against Josh Allen doing what is probably now(as an adult) my favorite scene from Rocky IV(or maybe any Rocky movie).  I might donate money to a charity of Josh's choice if he did a Drago reply to those whose words sound like they think he's their "House N-word", and must follow the script they imagine.  Even before the additional "New NFL" /"New Normal"(and things I doubt most have conceived, yet) you had Harvard grads like Fitz, or guys like Favre.  

Some on here are quick to point out Josh's rankings regarding turnovers.... but do you not remember how well he used to rank in lack of red zone turnovers?  Do you think he decided to throw all of that away after years and try something new?  IIRC Jordan Palmer consults with his clients throughout the season, and I would suspect gives Josh better feedback than the child-like demands.  To those on here who incredibly said he should be benched the first time he tries whatever you subjectively call "hero ball"(does that include all the times he succeeds?), I am glad you're not the coach.  Go Josh, go Jordan, go Bills!   (if I were angry and not having fun with this, I'd tell the petulant to go too....and finish with where lol)

If fans can still send mail via USPS, I wonder if I could get a shirt made for Josh(and the correct size.   Yep, football is a team sport, but like I said for ages with Diggs, the team knows these guys are balling out, and maybe I could get Josh to make an Instagram post with said shirt on.

Drago gets being an American(or an actual HUMAN) more than many of you(if I was not fond of the Pinocchio story I think that name would describe the growing disconnect those chemicals have had on your humanity, though I'm not sure if the dishonesty aspect has gotten any worse), and wish I had understood that as a young lad.  If Josh Allen was out partying like Kelly, Reed, and whichever other HOFers I might be willing to see the hostility from something closer to your perspective.   Even if the Bills go on an epic win streak(or do decent, but Josh at least meets all your demands), I think I might still try this anyhow and let him know some of us are grateful.   Unsure if i included the foto what face I would put over the politburo's.  I think the NPC face is fitting.

 

 

 

для себя

 

 

 

 

[StraightJ]

Forget about the house, Josh don't want to be in the fields either(maybe I should have included PJ's cover of Baba O'Reilly instead, it is truly epic).  This improv version was from July 1993 in Brixton, kind of in Mick's Back yard.  Kind of fun listening to a young Eddie do improv, and if Josh ever subjected himself to reading some of the BS online(I don't want to unfairly say some here are necessarily worse, or less human than the other bots), I think he'd likely raise a glass to it and to me for the empathy.

We all know Josh can party in the offseason, and certainly can out-chug his boy Aaron Rodgers who had the misfortune of ending up on the big screen during his attempt.  Maybe social media just makes it more available, but I wonder how many NFL QBs have shotgunned a can of beer during a charity event? 

That said, due to pressure from the NFL and Beane, Josh did something I am not sure to the extent he can undo.  Unsure if it effected his play, his dealings in matters related to Brittany(one show's host said one of the ridiculous explanations he heard about Diggs' sideline explosion involved him leaving her....I hadn't heard that before, but I would have been interested to hear where it came from).

 

Anyhow, the 2nd half to one line in this improv is something I relate to even more than the rest. (and in this case, I'd be referring to JFA17 himself).  (I suppose the end sequence in Rage Against The Machine's "Killing in the Name Of"  \"**** you! I wont do what you tell me!!!" or in JA's case, maybe "say"]) might be appropriate.

People imagine all sorts of shit on here, some of it rather sick.  I'm simply imagining a cathartic statement and speaking for someone whom we know can't say the things he'd like to.   In that video I posted with AARON RODGERS lighting up joyously when being asked about his throw and thinking of young Josh Allen, the youtube comments mentioned rather the opposite in that AR has earned the right and just speaks sincerely, rather than the programmed answers Josh Allen repeats for the organization.

Very little REAL/AUTHENTIC left in this sick society you SOBs sold for your various 30 pieces of silver and you think you can just make Josh into Mr Roboto?  I'm hitchin' the wagon to JFA17, and RFF our(the Bills, to differentiate from the cryptos out their) long snapper, men of integrity....unlike the real men of (certainly not sub)genius on here.