shiva2999 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 An Italian and a polish guy are walking down the beach... An Italian and a polish guy are walking down the beach wearing Speedo’s. While walking they get a lot of attention from women, but it seems that all the women are interested in the Italian guy! After the day was over the guys are hanging out and the polish guy asks, “Ok you have to tell me what’s going on, I’m not bad looking, I’m athletic and physically fit.... what’s your secret? Why are they all into you?” The Italian says, “Ok, tomorrow when we walk the beach, put a potato in your speedo.” The polish nods his head in understanding. The next day they walk the beach again, but strangely it happens again! All the women are only interested in the Italian guy... That evening the Polish guy ask him again, “Man, I did what you said and nothing... WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!” The Italian guy says, “Ok bro, tomorrow, put the potato in the front...” Can a joke be "racist" if it's white people making fun of other white people? Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0B1LLs_fan Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 I liked the Ukrainian eye chart joke better. 1 Quote "You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need beer." ~ Frank Zappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 Why is it that out of ALL the countries currently in NATO, only Poland has jokes that are world renowned for celebrating Polish stupidity? Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 You know you could actually Google this and learn that it was Nazi propaganda, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 6 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said: You know you could actually Google this and learn that it was Nazi propaganda, right? What was Nazi propaganda? Or is that just your personal spin? Cuz in my 62 years of following politics, I've never before seen anyone blame Polish jokes on Hitler. Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 4 minutes ago, shiva2999 said: What was Nazi propaganda? Or is that just your personal spin? Cuz in my 62 years of following politics, I've never before seen anyone blame Polish jokes on Hitler. Not Hitler. Goebbels. It started with wartime photos of Polish infantry trying to defend against German tanks with swords. The narrative was "look at these stupid Polacks, they clearly deserve to be dominated by our superior Aryan race." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 https://www.quora.com/Why-did-the-Polish-Polack-stupid-trope-develop-Were-Polish-immigrants-to-the-United-States-at-the-turn-of-the-century-significantly-less-educated-than-immigrants-from-other-countries-at-the-time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 1 hour ago, ICRockets2 said: Not Hitler. Goebbels. It started with wartime photos of Polish infantry trying to defend against German tanks with swords. The narrative was "look at these stupid Polacks, they clearly deserve to be dominated by our superior Aryan race." Why wouldn't the Nazis think Poles are stupid? Everyone else did. Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 14 minutes ago, shiva2999 said: Why wouldn't the Nazis think Poles are stupid? Everyone else did. If you acknowledge that discrimination against Poles predates NATO, what exactly is the purpose of invoking them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 34 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said: If you acknowledge that discrimination against Poles predates NATO, what exactly is the purpose of invoking them? Could you rephrase? "Invoking" what? All nations have histories. Why did Poland's history lend itself to the success of the "Polacks are stupid" meme? Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 4 minutes ago, shiva2999 said: Could you rephrase? "Invoking" what? NATO. It has nothing to do with the topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 5 minutes ago, shiva2999 said: Why did Poland's history lend itself to the success of the "Polacks are stupid" meme? Because anti-Polish discrimination has a long history, so it was easy for people to buy into the Nazi propaganda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herodotus Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Oh, I see you identify as a Polack now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 11 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said: Because anti-Polish discrimination has a long history, so it was easy for people to buy into the Nazi propaganda. So, the Nazis didn't invent the idea that Poles were uniquely stupid. The opinion was already out there. Why? Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 35 minutes ago, shiva2999 said: So, the Nazis didn't invent the idea that Poles were uniquely stupid. Not what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 15 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said: Not what I said. Why has Poland suffered uniquely from this calumny for centuries? Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 Somehow, the idea of Hitler and Goebbels hatching an insidious plot to portray Poles as idiots through the use of humor seems more than a little far fetched. Did the SS, a notoriously humorless lot, provide the writers? Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micknaboz Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Time for you to die Shiva. Quote [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herodotus Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 25 minutes ago, micknaboz said: Time for you to die Shiva. Tell us you are a right wing authoritarian asshole without saying you are a right wing authoritarian asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 26 minutes ago, micknaboz said: Time for you to die Shiva. Bring it on baby! Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 How does a Polack take a shower? He pisses into the wind..... Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Three men working on a skyscraper, high up in the air are eating lunch, sitting on a beam. The first man, who is Italian opens his lunch box and sees it's Pasta and says, "Ugh, Pasta again, Every day, Pasta. I swear if I see pasta again tomorrow, I'm jumping off this building." The second man, who is Mexican opens his lunch box and says, "Cabron!!! Tacos again! Every day it's tacos. I'm sick of tacos. If I get tacos again tomorrow, I'm jumping, too!" The third man who is Polish opens his lunch box and sees a baloney sandwich and makes the same complaint about baloney every day. Then agress, "If I have baloney tomorrow, I'm going, too!" The next day, Italian guy sees Pasta in his lunchbox and stands up and jumps off the beam, falling to his death. The Mexican guy sees tacos and does the same thing and then the same with the Polish man. A few days later, at the funeral, the wives are huddled together and the Italian man's wife says, tearfully, " I didn't know he was tired of Pasta. If he would have said something, I would have given him something else." The Mexicans wife said, "I never knew he was sick of Tacos. All he had to do was tell me." The Polack's wife staring off says "Don't look at me. My husband made his own lunch!" Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SackMan518 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Polacks and Ukrainians have always across from the river and been so close with the 2 country neighbors. But now Ukrainians should take the brunt and be the butts of ethnic jokes and I'm half-Ukrainian so I'm saying that they're taking all of the old Polack jokes. How do you get a Ukrainian out of the tree? Wave at them! Quote Sack "The Buffalo Range's TRUSTED News Source!" “When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” ~ Dresden James Twitter: Zack518Mann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva2999 Posted September 7 Author Share Posted September 7 https://news.antiwar.com/2023/09/06/poland-aims-to-create-largest-army-in-europe-within-two-years/ Poland Aims To Create Largest Army in Europe Within Two Years Warsaw says, “The Polish army must be so powerful that it does not have to fight.” by Kyle Anzalone Posted onSeptember 6, 2023CategoriesNews Poland’s Deputy Prime Minister Jarosław Kaczyński told a group of arms manufacturers that Warsaw will have Europe’s strongest land force within two years through a series of weapons purchases. Warsaw believes increasing military spending to three percent of GDP and expanding its military to 300,000 personnel will make the Polish Army so powerful it cannot be challenged. Kaczyński issued a letter to the International Defense Industry Exhibition being held in Poland this week. “In two years, we will have the strongest land army in Europe,” he said. “[The Polish Defense Minister] emphasized that the strength of the army is not just, and not primarily, its size but also its equipment, modernity, and innovation.” Warsaw announced plans to significantly increase weapons spending last year. Next year, Polish military expenditures are expected to hit at least three percent of GDP. Some Polish officials hope the number could be pushed to as high as five percent of GDP in coming years. Poland will spend the added funds on a sequence of massive weapons acquisitions, including multi-billion-dollar purchases of Apache Helicopters, Abrams Tanks, and HIMARS. Additionally, Warsaw plans to expand its military to 300,000 soldiers. Polish officials claim the massive military buildup is an effort to prevent war. “The Polish army must be so powerful that it does not have to fight due to its strength alone,” said Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki. Defence Minister Mariusz Błaszczak remarked, “We want peace, and if we want that we must prepare for war – in connection with that, we are strengthening the Polish Army.” However, some experts believe the policy will weaken Poland economically. Polish military expert Robert Czulda, a Resident Fellow at the Casimir Pulaski Foundation, said, “It seems highly likely that such a large scale of planned orders is largely driven by a political populism, aimed at gaining popularity here and now, rather than to be a real, comprehensive, and well-thought-out plan for harmoniously strengthening the armed forces,” he wrote. “Poland should ensure that these procurement programs are sustainable and affordable in the long term. The country should avoid a risk of overspending, which now seems very high.” Quote "The Zarqawi PSYOP program is the most successful information campaign to date." ~ Gen. Mark (Killer) Kimmitt http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/911_newpearlharbor.pdf http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/project.jsp?project=911_project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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