SpikedLemonade Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Shark bites Florida angler on dock, in second incident of the week A shark bit a Florida angler on the foot Friday, in the second shark bite incident of the week, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. The 35-year-old man was fishing from a dock on Flagship Drive, Summerland Key around 8 p.m., and as the shark was hooked and reeled up onto the dock, it bit him, the sheriff’s office told CNN. “The shark was reportedly out of the water and on the dock when it bit the angler,” the sheriff’s office said in a Facebook post. The man was flown to Jackson South Medical Center in Miami for treatment, though his condition was not known, the sheriff’s office added. A day earlier, a 20-year-old Miami-Dade County man was bitten by a shark while spearfishing, according to the sheriff’s office, who said he was airlifted to Jackson South Medical Center in Miami. Kevin Blanco was diving off the coast of Marathon when the bull shark bit him on the leg, according to CNN affiliate WSVN.... https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/21/us/florida-keys-shark-bite-trnd/index.html Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishLass Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Hostile shark probably suspected an LGBTQ+ person. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, IrishLass said: Hostile shark probably suspected an LGBTQ+ person. Or the shark thought it was just another drunk Irish woman... Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Imagine being this guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herodotus Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Florida is our America's very own electile and erectile dysfunction. Honestly, we should give it back to Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micknaboz Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Good! Quote [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 14 minutes ago, Herodotus said: Florida is our America's very own electile and erectile dysfunction. Honestly, we should give it back to Spain I doubt Spain is interested. Could we just make it the Jewish Homeland and give the Palestinians their land back? Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herodotus Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 12 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said: I doubt Spain is interested. Could we just make it the Jewish Homeland and give the Palestinians their land back? Could we get New Israel to launch air strikes at Redneck trailer park settlements in Georgia and Alabama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 7 hours ago, Herodotus said: Could we get New Israel to launch air strikes at Redneck trailer park settlements in Georgia and Alabama? I don't see why NOT. 5-6 very massive slingshots should do it. Great way to launch the Florida mullets out of the state. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Vilifying an entire state because of a member of the forum and a bizarre Governor pretty much shows how dumb people on this forum are Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishLass Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 I think we can all agree that it would be racist to even VISIT Florida at this point. There are plenty of hotel rooms in NY, Chicago and SF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micknaboz Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 5 hours ago, HipKat said: Vilifying an entire state because of a member of the forum and a bizarre Governor pretty much shows how dumb people on this forum are Spare me! Like trump DeSantis is an existential threat to our democracy. The people of FL elected him, they share the blame. Or maybe you're alright with book burning and controlling women's health care? I'm not. 1 Quote [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 3 hours ago, micknaboz said: Spare me! Like trump DeSantis is an existential threat to our democracy. The people of FL elected him, they share the blame. Or maybe you're alright with book burning and controlling women's health care? I'm not. Would that include 14-year old girls? Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 8 hours ago, micknaboz said: Spare me! Like trump DeSantis is an existential threat to our democracy. The people of FL elected him, they share the blame. Or maybe you're alright with book burning and controlling women's health care? I'm not. You ever been to Florida? Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micknaboz Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 30 minutes ago, HipKat said: You ever been to Florida? Yes , many years ago. Quote [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 18 minutes ago, micknaboz said: Yes , many years ago. Epcot Center doesn't count Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micknaboz Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 4 minutes ago, HipKat said: Epcot Center doesn't count Epcot was built after I was there. We're talking mid 70's when I was there. Epcot opened in '82. Quote [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 BAN SHARKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 24 Author Share Posted May 24 6 hours ago, Woody said: BAN SHARKS I would prefer we attach laser beams on their heads.... Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 On 5/23/2023 at 7:03 PM, micknaboz said: Epcot was built after I was there. We're talking mid 70's when I was there. Epcot opened in '82. SHIT HOLE Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 Another shark attack Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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