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Last time I went to my colonoscopy during the procedure the nurse handed me a Bud Light. I'm thinking, "What is this shit? Is this one of those Cadillac HMO Plans that Obama cries about and they're giving me a beer to take off the edge?" The doctor yells out loudly and says, "NO NURSE, I SAID A BUTT LIGHT!"

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2 hours ago, SackMan518 said:

Last time I went to my colonoscopy

Last time?? How many have you had? Do you do this willingly?

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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52 minutes ago, HipKat said:

Last time?? How many have you had? Do you do this willingly?

The new baseline is age 45 years now, didn't you hear it? 

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“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” ~ Dresden James

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12 hours ago, SackMan518 said:

The new baseline is age 45 years now, didn't you hear it? 

I had mine at 55, all good for 10 years

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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20 minutes ago, HipKat said:

I had mine at 55, all good for 10 years

Eat fruit...lots and lots of fruit makes for an always easy thoroughfare....But i will never show my dumps here though!

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1 minute ago, jpp said:

Eat fruit...lots and lots of fruit makes for an always easy thoroughfare....But i will never show my dumps here though!

I do, actually. Apple, banana, strawberries and unsalted mixed nuts every day. In season I'll add green grapes and cherrys

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A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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1 hour ago, HipKat said:

I had mine at 55, all good for 10 years

In reality I used ColoGuard but that funny joke was too good to put up!

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3 hours ago, IrishLass said:

Pretty good deal if you get the $15 rebate. I wonder how low they will go.

 

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It's up to $20 in some areas. They're paying people to take it home now.  :niterider:

 

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6 hours ago, micknaboz said:

I feel for your family.

Must be hard on them being subjected to such ignorance everyday.   

LOL

Says the retard who can't stop being a retard. 

You're a fucking idiot.

Get a life, moron. 

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1 minute ago, LIBills said:

I forgot. I apologize.

no apologies needed. Alissa Heineken now identifies as unemployed like Micknoballs , so I can see how you can make that mistake. 

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19 hours ago, RichJ said:

I doubt it. She works. Mick is a bum who collects welfare.

Kill yourself asshole. Fucking right wing douchebag.

You know nothing about me, and you mocking me for getting food stamps just makes you and all the others here total pieces of shit. And I do hope you all *** for your  lack of empathy and cruelty.

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2 minutes ago, micknaboz said:

Kill yourself asshole. Fucking right wing douchebag.

You know nothing about me, and you mocking me for getting food stamps just makes you and all the others here total pieces of shit. And I do hope you all *** for your  lack of empathy and cruelty.

And you talk about me crying??

Grow up. 

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6 minutes ago, micknaboz said:

Kill yourself asshole. Fucking right wing douchebag.

You know nothing about me, and you mocking me for getting food stamps just makes you and all the others here total pieces of shit. And I do hope you all *** for your  lack of empathy and cruelty.

"waaaaaaah"

 

I dont mock people on food stamps  for simply being on food stamps.  You on the other hand.... Act like a ahole and you with get treated as one. 

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1 minute ago, RichJ said:

"waaaaaaah"

 

I dont mock people on food stamps  for simply being on food stamps.  You on the other hand.... Act like a ahole and you with get treated as one. 

He was the one that came to this board raging against people he doesn't agree with and now he wants to cry victimhood when people fight back against him.

You treat people with respect, you get respect. Pretty simple. A concept that BZ rejects simply don't understand (at least most of them).

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