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Republicans are afraid.

Afraid of Black people. Afraid of brown people. Afraid of red people. Afraid of yellow people. Afraid of women. Afraid of young people.

Afraid of young people voting. Afraid of people of color voting. Afraid of voting rights. Afraid of democracy.

Afraid of science. Afraid of medicine. Afraid of knowledge. Afraid of public education. Afraid of universities. Afraid of professors. Afraid of teachers.

Afraid of experts. Afraid of doctors. Afraid of Anthony Fauci. Afraid of masks. Afraid of vaccines. Afraid of vaccine passports. Afraid of vaccine chips. Afraid of things that don't exist.

Afraid of history. Afraid of the truth. Afraid of those who tell the truth.

Afraid of books. Afraid of newspapers. Afraid of objectivity. Afraid of facts.

Afraid of wind towers. Afraid of solar power. Afraid of environmentalists. Afraid of the Green New Deal. Afraid of Greta Thunberg. Afraid of change.

Afraid of the media. Afraid of The New York Times. Afraid of The Washington Post. Afraid of MSNBC. Afraid of CNN.

Afraid of Twitter. Afraid of Facebook. Afraid of Google. Afraid of big tech. Afraid of the government. Afraid of the establishment.

Afraid of Democrats. Afraid of Black Lives Matter. Afraid of antifa. Afraid of Democratic Socialists.

Afraid of Bernie Sanders. Afraid of AOC. Afraid of Elizabeth Warren. Afraid of Nancy Pelosi. Afraid of Barack Obama. Afraid of Kamala Harris. Afraid of Joe Biden. Afraid of Mitt Romney. Afraid of Liz Cheney. Afraid of RINOs.

Afraid of athletes. Afraid of kneeling. Afraid of the NFL. Afraid of Colin Kaepernick. Afraid of the NBA. Afraid of LeBron James. Afraid of Major League Baseball.

Afraid of Hollywood. Afraid of actors. Afraid of the Academy Awards. Afraid of musicians. Afraid of the Grammys. Afraid of Broadway shows. Afraid of late-night comics. Afraid of "Saturday Night Live."

Afraid of ABC. Afraid of CBS. Afraid of NBC. Afraid of NPR. Afraid of PBS.

Afraid of Starbucks. Afraid of Coke. Afraid of Nike. Afraid of Delta Airlines. Afraid of Citigroup. Afraid of what Trump tells them to be afraid of.

Afraid of a $15 minimum wage. Afraid of unions.

Afraid of Mexicans. Afraid of Asians. Afraid of Muslims. Afraid of Somalians.

Afraid of caravans. Afraid of refugees. Afraid of immigrants. Afraid of diversity.

Afraid of the FBI. Afraid of the CIA. Afraid of the Deep State.

Afraid of homosexuals. Afraid of bisexuals. Afraid of same-sex marriage. Afraid of transgenders. Afraid of transgender kids. Afraid of bathrooms.

Afraid of big cities. Afraid of coastal cities. Afraid of Chicago. Afraid of Portland. Afraid of Minneapolis.

Afraid of California. Afraid of New York. Afraid of blue states. Afraid of Washington, D.C. Afraid of Puerto Rico.

Afraid of the world.

Afraid of social justice. Afraid of equality. Afraid of fairness.

Afraid of elites. Afraid of academics. Afraid of intellectuals.

Afraid of Planned Parenthood. Afraid of Obamacare. Afraid of Medicare.

Afraid of the truthful past. Afraid of the truthful present. Afraid of the future.

So afraid of the future.

Why are Republicans so afraid?

It must be exhausting.

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Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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The only thing Republicans are afraid of is seeing so many white people marching with BLM people

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3 hours ago, Philly'sFinest said:

Imagine if someone decided to do the same thing, but for Democrats?

Afraid of...

Babies

Guns

Police

Freedom

Free speech

In person voting

Free and fair elections

History

Whites

Masculinity 

Capitalism

The nuclear family

Viruses

Work

Borders

Legal immigration 

American sovereignty 

The constitution 

Two genders

Being straight

Free thought 

Common sense 

Logic

Facts

Breathing fresh air

Cows

Having an opinion

The American flag

Health and exercise 

Prosperity 

The climate 

Oil

Gas

Orange Man

Mean tweets

MAGA

Grandma's with MAGA hats

The Viking guy

Small business

Tucker

MTG

Matt Gaetz

Lauren Boebert

Investigations into themselves

Superbowl interviews

Answering questions

Helping homeless vets

Religion

Statues

Law and order

Men

Independence

Believing their fellow man instead of the government/media

The national anthem

Natural immunity 

Peace

Unity

Conspiracies

Books

Truth

You forgot Russia, but these aren't things they fear, these are things they haaaaaaaaate

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On 2/19/2023 at 5:39 PM, SackMan518 said:

I'm afraid of stupidity spread through the country like a disease

So you're afraid of MAGA's?

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On 2/20/2023 at 12:24 AM, Bumbles247 said:

Who's afraid of what? I think you have it backwards. Remember that time a bunch of college students in Atlanta protested the college administration  not doing enough to make them feel safe because somebody wrote the word Trump in chalk on the sidewalk?

Emory University Students 'Afraid' After Trump's Name Written Around Campus (people.com)

Charging that the drawings, which said things like “Trump for Pres” and “Vote For Trump,” left them feeling attacked, students demanded the university’s administration take action, reported the student newspaper.

The Wheel says that 40 students gathered in an outdoor space on campus holding signs that included messages like “Stop Trump,” and chanted to the administration, “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!

One of the protestors told the newspaper, “I’m supposed to feel comfortable and safe [here]. But this man is being supported by students on our campus and our administration shows that they, by their silence, support it as well I don’t deserve to feel afraid at my school.”

“This wasn’t ordinary campaigning,” Jonathan Peraza, a freshman student and a member of student minority group LatinAction told The Daily Beast of the drawings. “It was deliberate intimidation. Some of us were expecting shootings. We feared walking alone.”

 

Again - who's afraid of what? If it weren't so pathetically true, this would seem like an article out of The Onion. Sadly, this was 6 or 7 years ago now, so these people are firmly entrenched as our new woke young American adults. 

So it begs the opposite question, why are people who don't like Republicans afraid of a little chalk on a sidewalk, and every other thing that even hints at the GOP? 

WHAAAAAAHH!! Somebody wrote TRUMP in chalk!!. Now I'm afraid to walk down the sidewalk. Somebody DOOOOO SOMETHINGGGGGGG!!!!!!

What a joke.

Dude, I'm just posting a fucking article. Pussies that cry over chalk on a sidewalk need their asses kicked, as far as I'm concerned

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Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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On 2/20/2023 at 9:16 AM, Herodotus said:

You forgot Russia, but these aren't things they fear, these are things they haaaaaaaaate

Russia is not our friend, dipshit. Russia, N Korea, Iran, China - those are America's enemies. Get it straight, Putin's Bitch

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20 minutes ago, SackMan518 said:

Yeah but it was gayer than Liberace. You gotta do better than that dude.

 

Pretty sure gay isn't the word you want. 

Rhetorical might work better

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I liked this part...

 

"Afraid of Mexicans. Afraid of Asians. Afraid of Muslims. Afraid of Somalians.

Afraid of caravans. Afraid of refugees. Afraid of immigrants. Afraid of diversity.

Afraid of the FBI. Afraid of the CIA. Afraid of the Deep State.

Afraid of homosexuals. Afraid of bisexuals. Afraid of same-sex marriage. Afraid of transgenders. Afraid of transgender kids. Afraid of bathrooms."

In other words, if you're suspicious of the cops and the spooks, two groups famous through history as untrustworthy, you're also racist, sexist and homophobic.

 

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