Popular Post Woody Posted January 17 Popular Post Share Posted January 17 You're driving through a post-apocalyptic wasteland and in the distance you see HipKat and TooFastTaintSniffer flagging you down for a ride. Your 1988 Fiero GT only has one empty seat, who will you pick up? Keep in mind, whoever you leave behind will likely get swallowed by a giant sandworm and will never be heard from again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LIBills Posted January 17 Popular Post Share Posted January 17 I'd run over twat. And as Hip tries to get into my car, I keep inching forward just enough so he can't get in. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toofast80 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 First vote! I’d already have enough Toofast for the 2 seater(even though I was driving a different Pontiac that actually has 4 seats). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToofastTaintSniffer Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I love this!!!! Hell yeah!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Woody Posted January 17 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 17 24 minutes ago, Toofast80 said: First vote! I’d already have enough Toofast for the 2 seater(even though I was driving a different Pontiac that actually has 4 seats). I don't know why, but when I think of the apocalypse the Fiero always comes to mind. Riding through the wasteland in a car that could blow up at any time is less than ideal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toofast80 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 minutes ago, Woody said: I don't know why, but when I think of the apocalypse the Fiero always comes to mind. Riding through the wasteland in a car that could blow up at any time isn't ideal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toofast80 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 The other “Pontiac” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc856 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I would cram them both in, a little tight, but we manage, because tfts likes sitting on people’s laps. problem is, it’s a Fiero, so a mile down the road, it bursts into flames, roasting all 3 of us. The End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Hip, and I force him to put up with being called a bigoted piece of shit for the entire ride. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 6 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said: Hip, and I force him to put up with being called a bigoted piece of shit for the entire ride. Peace of cake. At least you're not making him follow the first rule in The Unwritten Book of the Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICRockets2 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 14 minutes ago, Woody said: Peace of cake. At least you're not making him follow the first rule in The Unwritten Book of the Road. I've never understood the appeal tbh, seems potentially very unsafe. Imagine getting T-Boned and adding 'lacerated cock' to the list of injuries sustained? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HipKat Posted January 17 Popular Post Share Posted January 17 21 minutes ago, Woody said: Peace of cake. At least you're not making him follow the first rule in The Unwritten Book of the Road. lol! And while he's calling me a bigoted POS I'd tell that niggah to shut the fuck up and drive 2 1 Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herodotus Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Hip, I don't like multiple personalities. We'd just agree to not talk Russia and I'd get him where he needed to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Angry Byrds Posted January 17 Popular Post Share Posted January 17 10 hours ago, Herodotus said: Hip, I don't like multiple personalities. We'd just agree to not talk Russia and I'd get him where he needed to go He would just go on and on about Trump, though. Good thing we listen to same music so would just crank up some SLAYER!! The taint sniffer I would just throw in the trunk. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (C) A DOWNTOWN BUFFALO ANAL CRACK WHORE Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichJ Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 where the option to leave both behind? LOL. First off, its probably the apocalpse because they continued to vote democrats and lefties who are destroying the country. and the that worm... has more brain than Biden, who both hipp and tootsie voted for. So why do i have to bring one with me which will just slow me down and use more gas which is hard to find thanks to Bidumb. To pay along, I guess I'll take hip. Tootsie is too liberal for my liking. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RichJ Posted January 17 Popular Post Share Posted January 17 17 hours ago, ICRockets2 said: Hip, and I force him to put up with being called a bigoted piece of shit for the entire ride. If I were Hip, I'd rather hang out with the sandworm than you. The sandworm is more bearable than you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 It's looking like TooFastTaintSniffer is getting left behind! Will Spiked and his band of sock accounts come to the rescue? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToofastTaintSniffer Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 minutes ago, Woody said: It's looking like TooFastTaintSniffer is getting left behind! Will Spiked and his band of sock accounts come to the rescue? Just a bunch of tribal racists. I am shocked!!!! Thank you for the poll. Can you put up another??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIBills Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 12 minutes ago, ToofastTaintSniffer said: Just a bunch of tribal racists. I am shocked!!!! Thank you for the poll. Can you put up another??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toofast80 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 6 minutes ago, LIBills said: “Racist” 🤣🤦♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 10 hours ago, Angry Byrds said: He would just go on and on about Trump, though. Good thing we listen to same music so would just crank up some SLAYER!! The taint sniffer I would just throw in the trunk. Yeah man, those speakers that are built into headrest should come in handy. If they're not blown out already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebowflexbody Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 HipKat. No brainer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Damn, close score 1 Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 10 hours ago, Woody said: It's looking like TooFastTaintSniffer is getting left behind! Will Spiked and his band of sock accounts come to the rescue? Woody I have only one account and by now you know that to be true. Why lie? 1 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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