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Pap Smear Shortages in Ontario CANADA -- Opportunity for KuntLip?


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Ontario pap test result delays blamed on pandemic backlog, staffing shortages

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/pap-test-results-delayed-1.6685884

 

I do NOT -- I repeat I do NOT -- want to be KuntLip's (aka HipKat) Wing Man [that is his teenage daughter's role and I would NEVER interfere with a man's relationship with his daughter] however this is an excellent opportunity for KuntLip to expand his hunting grounds to the Dairy Queens of Ontario CANADA and more importantly allow his daughter spend time hanging out locally with her friends rather than with him at the nearby rural Illinois Dairy Queen.

All KuntLip has to do is make his way over the border -- may be a problem with his numerous tattoos, probable criminal record and low IQ -- to Ontario CANADA and frequent the various Dairy Queens in Niagara Falls.

Once there, he can say to the teenage employees there that hr heard about the Pap Smear Test Shortage (P.S.T.S.) and is here to help since he knows from history exactly what rotten vagina tastes like.

KuntLip will perform the pap smear by the taste test.

 

 

Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM  on IGNORE

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Speaking of smears, that chocolate dipped cone can leave a real smear on your white t-shirt if you don't eat it carefully.

No one even if your first name is Pap wants to walk around with a white t-shirt that everyone tanks has your shit stain across the front because you went to a public washroom and there was no toilet paper or hand drying paper.

Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM  on IGNORE

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