SpikedLemonade Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Ontario pap test result delays blamed on pandemic backlog, staffing shortages https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/pap-test-results-delayed-1.6685884 I do NOT -- I repeat I do NOT -- want to be KuntLip's (aka HipKat) Wing Man [that is his teenage daughter's role and I would NEVER interfere with a man's relationship with his daughter] however this is an excellent opportunity for KuntLip to expand his hunting grounds to the Dairy Queens of Ontario CANADA and more importantly allow his daughter spend time hanging out locally with her friends rather than with him at the nearby rural Illinois Dairy Queen. All KuntLip has to do is make his way over the border -- may be a problem with his numerous tattoos, probable criminal record and low IQ -- to Ontario CANADA and frequent the various Dairy Queens in Niagara Falls. Once there, he can say to the teenage employees there that hr heard about the Pap Smear Test Shortage (P.S.T.S.) and is here to help since he knows from history exactly what rotten vagina tastes like. KuntLip will perform the pap smear by the taste test. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 ARE READERS FINDING THIS THREAD DISTASTEFUL? Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 Oh no.... Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpikedLemonade Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpikedLemonade Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 A taste test pap smear would be a lovely Christmas Gift for KuntLip to give to Canadian Teenage Dairy Queen Employee. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc856 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said: A taste test pap smear would be a lovely Christmas Gift for KuntLip to give to Canadian Teenage Dairy Queen Employee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 27, 2022 Author Share Posted December 27, 2022 On 12/24/2022 at 2:57 AM, jc856 said: Just don't use the blizzard ingredients. They are intended for the ice cream and not for the pussy. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herodotus Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Dunno, Dairy Queens up there, damn the bots. The humans here will win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 .... Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 Rumour is that KuntLip will cross the border tomorrow afternoon AFTER the Downtown Buffalo event. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very Wide Right Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said: Rumour is that KuntLip will cross the border tomorrow afternoon AFTER the Downtown Buffalo event. Rumor has it that your ''wife"will have to keep supporting your fat ass so you can troll here all day every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 31, 2022 Author Share Posted December 31, 2022 KuntLip is you decide you venture into Canada beyond Niagara Falls, another 40 minute drive gets you here... Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 31, 2022 Author Share Posted December 31, 2022 Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted December 31, 2022 Author Share Posted December 31, 2022 KUNTLIP COME TO THE CANADIAN DAIRY QUEENS FOR THE TASTE Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted January 1 Author Share Posted January 1 BREAKING NEWS: Dairy Queens in Canada are closed tomorrow. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted January 1 Author Share Posted January 1 Just a reminder that the Dairy Queens in Canada re-open tomorrow. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikedLemonade Posted January 1 Author Share Posted January 1 Speaking of smears, that chocolate dipped cone can leave a real smear on your white t-shirt if you don't eat it carefully. No one even if your first name is Pap wants to walk around with a white t-shirt that everyone tanks has your shit stain across the front because you went to a public washroom and there was no toilet paper or hand drying paper. Quote Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM on IGNORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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