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Just now, Thebowflexbody said:

You're a faggy Biden apologists.  

Why do right-wingers consistently fail to grasp the difference between singular and plural?  Do you guys copy/paste rhetoric from a different website and just lazily forget to edit it contextually?  I see a dumbfuck conservative put an S on the end of a singular noun at least once a month and have for the past decade, please help me understand how this keeps happening.

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2 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said:

Why do right-wingers consistently fail to grasp the difference between singular and plural?  Do you guys copy/paste rhetoric from a different website and just lazily forget to edit it contextually?  I see a dumbfuck conservative put an S on the end of a singular noun at least once a month and have for the past decade, please help me understand how this keeps happening.

LOL.  I corrected my typo, dumbass.  Such a big man! :classic_biggrin:

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2 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said:

Why do right-wingers consistently fail to grasp the difference between singular and plural?  Do you guys copy/paste rhetoric from a different website and just lazily forget to edit it contextually?  I see a dumbfuck conservative put an S on the end of a singular noun at least once a month and have for the past decade, please help me understand how this keeps happening.

P.S. I'm better educated than you.  Don't mess with your betters, friend.

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2 minutes ago, ICRockets2 said:

No, I forgot their names.  One was like The Wild 97s or something like that, right?

LOL.  Here you go:

 

The Old 97's (Dallas band)

Ocean Colour Scene (UK band)

The Greenberry Woods (90's Baltimore band)

 

All very melodic music.  Let me know if you want detailed recommendations.

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Thebowflexbody said:

LOL.  Here you go:

 

The Old 97's (Dallas band)

Ocean Colour Scene (UK band)

The Greenberry Woods (90's Baltimore band)

 

All very melodic music.  Let me know if you want detailed recommendations.

 

 

 

Lead singer of OCS is gay.  Fun fact.  Great guy.  Big time boozer.  Loves his India Pale Ale.  LOL

 

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In today's adventure in geography I say Cambodia, Joe says Colombia.  Also, he is noticeably slurring his speech.  On the one hand his cognitive troubles, memory issues, and all terrify me because he has the nuclear launch codes.  On the other hand, I care about him because he is a human being and he doesn't look good.  The thing about Joe is sometimes he is able to give a lucid and poignant speech & then there are his senior moments where he looks just terrible:

https://news.yahoo.com/cambodia-biden-says-colombia-113331547.html

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2 hours ago, Herodotus said:

In today's adventure in geography I say Cambodia, Joe says Colombia.  Also, he is noticeably slurring his speech.  On the one hand his cognitive troubles, memory issues, and all terrify me because he has the nuclear launch codes.  On the other hand, I care about him because he is a human being and he doesn't look good.  The thing about Joe is sometimes he is able to give a lucid and poignant speech & then there are his senior moments where he looks just terrible:

https://news.yahoo.com/cambodia-biden-says-colombia-113331547.html

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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1 hour ago, HipKat said:

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Ooompa Loompa's speech impediments and syphilis (I have no proof it was syphilis, but considering all the women he banged [most of them unprotected] I would not be at all surprised to find out he had syphilis) are only an issue for me if he decides to run again in 2024.  Frankly, both these tossers make me say that we need upper age limits on the president, say 75.  That way, in a moment of crisis we don't have to worry that the president is having a senior moment.  My take on Joe is its either hypertension or fatigue.  The slurred words suggest he's on the bottle or some sort of combo of stimulants and sedatives, Brezhnev had similar issues with cognitive dysfunction in the last few years of his tenure and it was a very poorly kept secret that he had a lifelong struggle with insomnia so they gave him sleeping pills and to counteract those they gave him stimulants and after the crisis of 1974 (he lost Nixon, with whom he believed he had a solid working relationship with that might end the nuclear crisis), as well as the removal from power of the West German Chancellor and French president) he experienced something of a breakdown and became even more addicted to pills. Seriously, before 1975 he had his share of gaffes but the Leonid Illych jokes didn't begin to until the late 1970s.  

I am sure you have heard some of the Brezhnev jokes.  The train one for instance.  The leadership of Russia and the Soviet Union are on a train and all of a sudden it stops.  Nicholas II says we need to get the train going and the other passengers say it can only run if you abdicate.  Kerensky says lets continue to do what the Tsar was doing.  Lenin says lets oust Kerensky and start using mandatory volunteer days (Lenin promised a five day work week, the communists did an end around on that by making workers volunteer for social construction on their days off lest they incur the wrath of the party and termination from their jobs).  Stalin pipes up and says shoot the conductor for wrecking.  Khruschchev says lets take the track from behind the train and put it in front of the train.  Brezhnev says lets lower the curtains and shut our eyes and rock back and forth to pretend the train is moving.

There's another one where Brezhnev, quite like Biden had gaffes (that got very concerning in his last seven years in power), well here, this joke sounds like it could be altered a bit and we'd get Biden:

KGB had trouble with distinguishing Leonid Brezhnev and a spy who was about to impersonate him. Suddenly one of the officers had a great idea.

They told both of them "Say this sentence: Glory to USSR, our Motherland, the country of the people."

One of them says "Glory to USSR, our Motherland, the country of the people"

The second says "Glory to USSR, our... our... hmmm."

They asked him, why can't he repeat it.

The man replies "I don't have a sheet with the text written on it. I can't memorise it all."

"That's Brezhnev! We found him!" Shouts the officer happily.

Anyways, this isn't about Trump.  Fuck him and his syphilitic mind.  I am concerned about Biden because he is becoming as absent minded as Leonid Ilich and the  last thing we or this world needs in a time of crisis is for him to decide to nuke Spain for sinking the Maine.

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12 hours ago, Herodotus said:

Ooompa Loompa's speech impediments and syphilis (I have no proof it was syphilis, but considering all the women he banged [most of them unprotected] I would not be at all surprised to find out he had syphilis) are only an issue for me if he decides to run again in 2024.  Frankly, both these tossers make me say that we need upper age limits on the president, say 75.  That way, in a moment of crisis we don't have to worry that the president is having a senior moment.  My take on Joe is its either hypertension or fatigue.  The slurred words suggest he's on the bottle or some sort of combo of stimulants and sedatives, Brezhnev had similar issues with cognitive dysfunction in the last few years of his tenure and it was a very poorly kept secret that he had a lifelong struggle with insomnia so they gave him sleeping pills and to counteract those they gave him stimulants and after the crisis of 1974 (he lost Nixon, with whom he believed he had a solid working relationship with that might end the nuclear crisis), as well as the removal from power of the West German Chancellor and French president) he experienced something of a breakdown and became even more addicted to pills. Seriously, before 1975 he had his share of gaffes but the Leonid Illych jokes didn't begin to until the late 1970s.  

Thought I was on PeRmAnEnT iGnOrE....

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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