Popular Post deleted Posted September 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2022 New series: Tales of the FBI: Episode 1: Peaceful BLM protesters have contacted the Justice Department Hot Line to report the following: Armed store owners have chased them from the store owners' property and seized their molotov cocktails. We've deployed two helicopter, M50 Machine guns and 14 armed agents. We're here to help - Your FBI. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 Episode 2: Local leftist informant reports a Protestant Minister with a biblical world view and the opinion that life is sacred. Justice Department has mobilized 12 armored vehicles and 23 armed agents to apprehend this threat at his home. We're Here To Help - Your FBI!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 congratulations Quote Ed Oliver is my adopt-a-Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Nuke said: congratulations That's episode 4!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 Tales of the FBI, Episode #7: The Justice Deprtment Hotline has received the following tip from a concerned social worker and part- time hospital volunteer: A wealthy benefactor to the local hospital has threatened to withhold his annual $2.5M donation unless the hospital administrator can explain the following: 1) Why adolescents are being given puberty blockers & recommended for gender reassignment surgery and 2) the details of the mental screening that led to those determinations. The nearest regional FBI office deployed 7 agents, 3 vans and 2 Belgian Malamois canine officers (superior agility and bite strength to the German Shepherd). The suspect is safely in solitary confinement and undergoing psychiatric screening. Furthermore, his letter to the hospital administrator is being tested for chemical weapons and biological contaminants. We're here to help - Your FBI! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 Episode 5 - Buffalo Bills fan posts satire thread titled 'Tales of the FBI' to the Buffalorange. Leftist poster reports the thread to the Federal Right-Wing Extremist Cybersecurity Detection Team. FBI deploys 4 armored SUVs and 15 agents with a cast-iron folding table. Fan is slammed against the table repeatedly and remanded to a secure facility. Loss of life is limited to neighbors with NRA signs and Trump bumper stickers. We're here to help - Your FBI. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very Wide Right Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 7 hours ago, FanBack said: Episode 5 - Buffalo Bills fan posts satire thread titled 'Tales of the FBI' to the Buffalorange. Leftist poster reports the thread to the Federal Right-Wing Extremist Cybersecurity Detection Team. FBI deploys 4 armored SUVs and 15 agents with a cast-iron folding table. Fan is slammed against the table repeatedly and remanded to a secure facility. Loss of life is limited to neighbors with NRA signs and Trump bumper stickers. We're here to help - Your FBI. If the democrats ever won another Presidential election after this one this WOULD BE a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebowflexbody Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Sad what's happened to this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipKat Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 58 minutes ago, Thebowflexbody said: Sad what's happened to this country. That’s OK, once Trump and the Maga movement is dead, we can go back to normal Quote “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, HipKat said: That’s OK, once Trump and the Maga movement is dead, we can go back to normal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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