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2 minutes ago, RichJ said:

The truckers were right all this time while Hitler Trudeau was wrong.

I have 3 throwing knives and I am tired of practicing on a chalk body outline on my garden storage structure.

Why not join PhillyFairy and pick up Cums2Fast on the way?

The dogs need bones.

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4 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said:

I have 3 throwing knives and I am tired of practicing on a chalk body outline on my garden storage structure.

Why not join PhillyFairy and pick up Cums2Fast on the way?

The dogs need bones.

I will have Kumar call you from his India call center. He is still not happy about your returning a filter you used up. 

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Just now, Philly'sFinest said:

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I look forward to it.

Who will take care of that farm animal wife of yours when you don't return?

Oh, how insensitive of me...it is probably a thyroid condition right?

 

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5 minutes ago, Philly'sFinest said:

Am I supposed to believe you're gonna go from shitting yourself from a phone call to throwing knives? LOL

This seems much more likely 

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Believe what you like.

You saw the photos.

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3 minutes ago, RichJ said:

I will have Kumar call you from his India call center. He is still not happy about your returning a filter you used up. 

You really have a factual truth problem or is it a severe form of retardation?

Where on the spectrum did they classify you doing your elementary schooling -- dumber than a dog shit?

The voice was NOT Indian.

The voice was a White guy.

In the end, a disgruntled seller that sold through Amazon (I put an end to that) based out of his house in Orillia, Ontario.

Funny how I can do the research.

Knock Knock

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Do Your Part to Improve The Range -- Please put the TRIO OF TRUMP FLUFFERSTM  on IGNORE

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2 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said:

I look forward to it.

Who will take care of that farm animal wife of yours when you don't return?

Oh, how insensitive of me...it is probably a thyroid condition right?

you really going to make fun of his wife? I know what Ms. Patwa looks like, remember? 

 

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8 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said:

You really have a factual truth problem or is it a severe form of retardation?

Where on the spectrum did they classify you doing your elementary schooling -- dumber than a dog shit?

The voice was NOT Indian.

The voice was a White guy.

In the end, a disgruntled seller that sold through Amazon (I put an end to that) based out of his house in Orillia, Ontario.

Funny how I can do the research.

Knock Knock

 

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51 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said:

Who will take care of that farm animal wife of yours when you don't return?

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
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23 minutes ago, Philly'sFinest said:

I did

You're about as intimidating and tough as a ladybug

There's always the chance that your "wife" wears the pants and is more masculine than you.

It explains why you're afraid to show us all, too

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
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2 hours ago, SpikedLemonade said:

You really have a factual truth problem or is it a severe form of retardation?

Where on the spectrum did they classify you doing your elementary schooling -- dumber than a dog shit?

The voice was NOT Indian.

The voice was a White guy.

In the end, a disgruntled seller that sold through Amazon (I put an end to that) based out of his house in Orillia, Ontario.

Funny how I can do the research.

Knock Knock

LOL, you were shitting your pants, STOP LYING!

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4 hours ago, TonyasTaters said:

Can’t we all just get along

Do you like your bananas green or yellow like humans do?

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
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Any idea when you are arriving?

I want to give you the welcome you deserve so I will:

(1) Get the throwing knives professionally sharpened -- no need to suffer any unnecessary bruising;

(2) Make sure the chain saw is ready for any bone work -- it is 40W battery operated I have to make sure both batteries are fully charged;

(3) Make sure the 3 dogs are hungry -- this can be tricky since the Great Dane is always hungry;

(4) Tighten the croquet mallet heads -- how hard would you say your head is?;

(5) Make sure the bocce balls are handy for throwing -- they bounce off skull well apparently;

(6) Make sure the throwing darts are also accessible -- bullseye in the eye!!; and

(7) Clean the 12 gauge and make sure I have an appropriate mix of shot gun shells -- slug or nice lower number instead?

 

OR I may just make it a party and call over Black friends who are dying to meet you and Tony and the boys who always love my sausage and polenta. 

Any preference of the race that finally snuffs out your miserable life?

 

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