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The reason I ask is because the Buffalo Bills healed Shiva.

He came crippled to my place for last night's game using a wheeled walker and he left after that miraculous Bills win walking and leaving his walker behind.

Either the Buffalo Bills are the NEW Jesus Christ OR the voice of an angry Black woman scared Shiva into walking on his own.

It could NOT have been the sheep balls since Shiva NEVER tried any that fuckin' chicken shit.

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3 hours ago, Very Wide Right said:

Looks like piss on the ground when he stood up

Notice how everyone was having fun with this thread and then this asshole has to come in to insult a 72 year old man?

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Are the Buffalo Bills the NEW Jesus Christ? 

1. yes, because like Jesus didn't actually exist. You're watching manipulated entertainment. 

2. Jesus was sacrificed. The Bills were 4 times already.

They are bulls after all. (In Genesis 22-13, a Ram is sacrificed. Rams won SB in 2022. Lost in 2002).....13

3. If they're Jesus, which team is God? and will beat them in playoffs. 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, thinwhiteduke said:

Are the Buffalo Bills the NEW Jesus Christ? 

1. yes, because like Jesus didn't actually exist. You're watching manipulated entertainment. 

2. Jesus was sacrificed. The Bills were 4 times already.

They are bulls after all. (In Genesis 22-13, a Ram is sacrificed. Rams won SB in 2022. Lost in 2002).....13

3. If they're Jesus, which team is God? and will beat them in playoffs. 

 

 

 

May the Holy Spirit drop the turd of an ostrich upon your head.

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How long had he been in that state?

Andy did you hear about this one?

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

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My Adopt A Bill is Stefon Diggs

My 2nd Adopt A Bill is Christian Wade(he gets an exemption and doesn't require a spot) :)  

Being staff seemed unable to train an elite legend how to run, Cole Beasley is my backup.

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On 9/23/2022 at 4:42 AM, thinwhiteduke said:

Are the Buffalo Bills the NEW Jesus Christ? 

1. yes, because like Jesus didn't actually exist. You're watching manipulated entertainment. 

2. Jesus was sacrificed. The Bills were 4 times already.

They are bulls after all. (In Genesis 22-13, a Ram is sacrificed. Rams won SB in 2022. Lost in 2002).....13

3. If they're Jesus, which team is God? and will beat them in playoffs. 

 

 

 

There's only ONE Jesus Christ, and He DID exist. And he did raise Lazarus from the dead. 

God provides for those that pray/ask.

NO, I'm not a Bible pusher. I don't even read it. 

But I Billieve!

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59 minutes ago, Coach'sUncle'sSon said:

There's only ONE Jesus Christ, and He DID exist. And he did raise Lazarus from the dead. 

God provides for those that pray/ask.

NO, I'm not a Bible pusher. I don't even read it. 

But I Billieve!

 

So you're being sarcastic then?

A guy may have existed. But he wasn't a  god. 

 

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