What Are Your Pre-Game Bills Rituals if You Are NOT Going to the Game?

[SpikedLemonade]

We are now 9 days away from our first pre-season game on Saturday August 13th @ 4:00 PM in Buffalo against the Colts so it seems appropriate to discuss pre-game rituals.

Perhaps we even inspire our Bills brethren to up their pre-game for this our 1st Super Bowl winning season.

What are your pre-game rituals?

Feel free to share photos if you have the courage to withstand inevitable criticism from those cowards who do not post photos and hide in the shadows of this toxic swamp.

My pre-game rituals are pretty finely tuned these days after 50 years of Bills fandom.

I tend to plan a meal around our opponent.

I shower at approx. the same time.

I wear only Bills attire.

I may make a last second errand run in the Bills/Pope Mobile.

I go between my ManCave and outdoor Jacuzzi watching the game.

A guest may join me.

Sometimes the wife will watch the game with me.

Photos to follow....

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[pkschul]

Do you take a pregame dump?

[pkschul]

If I’m not at Jimmy’s tavern then I go pick up some beer then settle in the garage and try to find a reliable free stream usually. This year I’ll have the streaming Sunday ticket option thanks to my daughter being in college.

 

[SpikedLemonade]

1 hour ago, pkschul said:

Do you take a pregame dump?

Always.

That is what the shower thereafter is for.

Freshness assured.

[f8ta1ity54]

I get my beverages and game day snacks, fire up my PS4 and 100+ inch HD projector, and then watch the game on Sunday Ticket in my man cave.

[Victor7]

Get up early, have a nice breakfast and get the snacks ready. Crack open a cold one and lets go. 

[theAteam]

Same thing as when I do go to a game. Start drinking.

[bv]

My pre-game Bills ritual is start drinking beer early and watch the pregame shows while making some good food like chili or wings for the afternoon. I guess ill have to get used to them on prime time.

(I used to be superstitious, but I have finally learned after almost 50 years I don't have any impact on the outcome of the game)

[wilson]

6 hours ago, bv said:

My pre-game Bills ritual is start drinking beer early and watch the pregame shows while making some good food like chili or wings for the afternoon. I guess ill have to get used to them on prime time.

(I used to be superstitious, but I have finally learned after almost 50 years I don't have any impact on the outcome of the game)

I know what you mean. The Bills are gonna win, lose or draw with or without me.  As far as rituals go I’m looking to start a new one.  After 40 yrs of living in the same house and recently divorced I’m living in a hotel.  I doubt I’ll be in a new place by opening day so my interim pre game rituals will be spent here at the hotel and include lots of booze and room service…🤘🍻🍺🍷🥂🍹🏈

Go Bills.  

Super Bowl champions 2022-23

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9 hours ago, wilson said:

I know what you mean. The Bills are gonna win, lose or draw with or without me.  As far as rituals go I’m looking to start a new one.  After 40 yrs of living in the same house and recently divorced I’m living in a hotel.  I doubt I’ll be in a new place by opening day so my interim pre game rituals will be spent here at the hotel and include lots of booze and room service…🤘🍻🍺🍷🥂🍹🏈

Go Bills.  

Super Bowl champions 2022-23

Sorry to hear that brethren.

[jpp]

Beer consumption starts right at kickoff.....usually order in lunch as i dont walk away from the TV (unless i need a refill)...or if its a later PM game I order in dinner.

[nealpellecchia@yahoo]

Six cans of beer.

[seandelevan]

On 8/4/2022 at 10:05 AM, pkschul said:

If I’m not at Jimmy’s tavern then I go pick up some beer then settle in the garage and try to find a reliable free stream usually. This year I’ll have the streaming Sunday ticket option thanks to my daughter being in college.

 

Just a heads up on the Sunday ticket streaming….stay away from social media or the shoutbox during the game…it’s usually 2-3 sometimes 4 plays behind live tv.

[daryls61]

Epic post Spiked. Here is what I do. FYI - I dont drink during Bills games. Have to stay focused. 

1. Never set alarm. Too nervous. I just wake up.

2. Turn on ESPN

3. Turn on WGR

4. Take shit

5. Jerk off

6. Check twitter

7. Set daily fantasy lineups

8. Place bets

9. First check of fantasy teams

10. Jerk off

11. Make breakfast

12. Post in Shout box about in actives at 11:30

13. Shower

14. get dressed

15. Come down stairs and settle in on couch

16. Post in shout box about Sean being wrong about Bills losing

17. Start watching game

18. Tell Sean he is wrong about Bills losing

19. Tell JT he is wring about Bills losing

20. Tell Sean he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

21. Tell JT he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

22. Take piss at half

 

23. Tell Sean he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

24. Tell JT he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

25. Enjoy Bills win

26. Tweet about bills win

27 Turn on WGR

28. Check fantasy teams

29. Check bets

30. Check daily fantasy lineups

31. Check twitter

32. Walk dog after 4pm games are over

33. Turn on Sunday night football

34. Watch first half

35. Go upstairs and get ready for bed

36. Fall asleep

 

Obviously I have to tell Sean and JT multiple times that they are wrong but I didn't want to list every time I have to correct them. It is a very difficult task considering how uninformed posters they are and I think JT is probably semi-retarded. 

 

[Herodotus]

1. Gotta cook the food, in the pre season its basic fair, brats, burgers but this season-at least for the opener I am thinking of oppositional food so I will be making leg of lamb for the LA game.

2. Then it's time to find a stream of the game and hook up the laptop to the TV or else watch the game on TV.

 

3. Then I mute the TV and see if I can get Murph, Kelso, and Sal for the play by play.  If I can't, I play classical music or an epic film soundtrack 

 

4. I put on the Jack Kemp jersey and for the next three hours my neighbors assume I am far crazier than I am.

 

5. I comment on the game Here and at the Zone

6. Starting last year I will be doing my preemptive game balls and game Goats somewhere between 30 minutes prior to Kickoff and the end of the 1st quarter.

[seandelevan]

1 hour ago, daryls61 said:

Epic post Spiked. Here is what I do. FYI - I dont drink during Bills games. Have to stay focused. 

1. Never set alarm. Too nervous. I just wake up.

2. Turn on ESPN

3. Turn on WGR

4. Take shit

5. Jerk off

6. Check twitter

7. Set daily fantasy lineups

8. Place bets

9. First check of fantasy teams

10. Jerk off

11. Make breakfast

12. Post in Shout box about in actives at 11:30

13. Shower

14. get dressed

15. Come down stairs and settle in on couch

16. Post in shout box about Sean being wrong about Bills losing

17. Start watching game

18. Tell Sean he is wrong about Bills losing

19. Tell JT he is wring about Bills losing

20. Tell Sean he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

21. Tell JT he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

22. Take piss at half

 

23. Tell Sean he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

24. Tell JT he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

25. Enjoy Bills win

26. Tweet about bills win

27 Turn on WGR

28. Check fantasy teams

29. Check bets

30. Check daily fantasy lineups

31. Check twitter

32. Walk dog after 4pm games are over

33. Turn on Sunday night football

34. Watch first half

35. Go upstairs and get ready for bed

36. Fall asleep

 

Obviously I have to tell Sean and JT multiple times that they are wrong but I didn't want to list every time I have to correct them. It is a very difficult task considering how uninformed posters they are and I think JT is probably semi-retarded. 

 

Fuck! I was sipping on my Four Roses and almost spat on the screen! Hilarious. Although you forgot to jerk off before fall asleep….

[seandelevan]

I like the numerical steps format so here we go..

1. wake up at the butt fucking crack of dawn 

2. sit on my front porch and drink shit ton of coffee…black. The good shit too. 

3. turn on WGR while I eat a homemade breakfast sandwich 

4. take a dump 

5. Do my therapeutic yard work 

6. clean up man cave 

7. Beverage time. for most MOST bills games it will be beer. For special occasions bourbon. 

8. get on here and let homers know that not all games are gonna be a fucking walk in the park 

9. try to get at least 3-4 beers in me before kick off. 

10. watch game. Get a few more beers in…try to cut myself off at halftime. If I’m still pounding beers in the fourth quarter I’ll be in a world of hurt come sundown. 

now with a lot of prime time games…all this is fucking out the window…in that case the ritual will be…

1. get home from fucking work

2. try and take a nap 

3. eat whatever the wife made

4. watch game 

One to two beverages MIGHT be consumed if I’m in the mood. I refuse to go to work feeling like shit.

[SpikedLemonade]

8 hours ago, daryls61 said:

Epic post Spiked. Here is what I do. FYI - I dont drink during Bills games. Have to stay focused. 

1. Never set alarm. Too nervous. I just wake up.

2. Turn on ESPN

3. Turn on WGR

4. Take shit

5. Jerk off

6. Check twitter

7. Set daily fantasy lineups

8. Place bets

9. First check of fantasy teams

10. Jerk off

11. Make breakfast

12. Post in Shout box about in actives at 11:30

13. Shower

14. get dressed

15. Come down stairs and settle in on couch

16. Post in shout box about Sean being wrong about Bills losing

17. Start watching game

18. Tell Sean he is wrong about Bills losing

19. Tell JT he is wring about Bills losing

20. Tell Sean he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

21. Tell JT he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

22. Take piss at half

 

23. Tell Sean he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

24. Tell JT he is wrong about whatever dumb thing he has said

25. Enjoy Bills win

26. Tweet about bills win

27 Turn on WGR

28. Check fantasy teams

29. Check bets

30. Check daily fantasy lineups

31. Check twitter

32. Walk dog after 4pm games are over

33. Turn on Sunday night football

34. Watch first half

35. Go upstairs and get ready for bed

36. Fall asleep

 

Obviously I have to tell Sean and JT multiple times that they are wrong but I didn't want to list every time I have to correct them. It is a very difficult task considering how uninformed posters they are and I think JT is probably semi-retarded. 

 

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