Asshole Poster Child of the Month -- July -- VERY WIDE ASS

[Philly'sFinest]

1 hour ago, RichJ said:

Proof you have not achieved anything when spike is your buddy and you have to pretend you're Russia when in fact , you are who you are in the world .....Canada.  

You're the one who goes to an AMERICAN football message board to tell us how wonderful you are and how bad America is. To dumb is down for you , you're the haters. 

We're not hating on you and your girlfriend spunked, we're laughing at you . 

He lives in an imaginary world like a number of others here

It's why this place appears to be so important to them...because they can create a persona here that is better than what they are IRL.

We know him and Spunked are both unloved and unliked by nearly everyone that is unfortunate enough to encounter them, and we also know they are geezers...one overweight and out of shape, and the other a cripple. 

You hit the nail on the head when you said they talk smack on America and praise their country, yet they are desperate to have a presence on an American message board, and constantly feel the need to be relevant to people here that they claim aren't in their league LOL.

These fools are not clever or even entertaining. They are turds that should be flushed.

And, yes...we laugh at them and their delusions of being something that they clearly aren't.

[RichJ]

The thing he brags about is being an errand boy in an industry of make believe making crappy movies. 

It's sad when eating with another dude is considered an" adventure" like spunked described it.  In my world that's just called grabbing a bite to eat. I guess it's an adventure when all you can do is pretty much hit the bong and get high all the time. As long as Shiva is happy, I guess 

[Very Wide Right]

4 hours ago, jc856 said:

Should I take your word for that? OK.
 

But it’s hard trying to take a stand to persuade people not to insult families and kids, and someone does it and says “they are only kidding”.

with the level of hate that Spike has brought upon himself, you can see the racism come out though. If you know somebody’s wife is black and they put up gorilla pictures, that says something to me. The one thing that puzzles me though is, how am I the godless heathen and can see shit like that, and others can’t? Or don’t they give a fuck ?

You just have no sense of humor

[Very Wide Right]

Shiva, I do have a question, did you ever meet Elvis?

[shiva2999]

5 minutes ago, Very Wide Right said:

Shiva, I do have a question, did you ever meet Elvis?

We've known each other personally for almost 20 years.

[SpikedLemonade]

5 hours ago, jc856 said:

Should I take your word for that? OK.
 

But it’s hard trying to take a stand to persuade people not to insult families and kids, and someone does it and says “they are only kidding”.

with the level of hate that Spike has brought upon himself, you can see the racism come out though. If you know somebody’s wife is black and they put up gorilla pictures, that says something to me. The one thing that puzzles me though is, how am I the godless heathen and can see shit like that, and others can’t? Or don’t they give a fuck ?

Great question!!!

[SpikedLemonade]

3 hours ago, shiva2999 said:

The Dude abides!

Saw that in graffiti on the way to the Harbour to fish on Monday. 

[jc856]

1 hour ago, shiva2999 said:

We've known each other personally for almost 20 years.

If you and he were out in the deep woods miles from anywhere, and Spikey got bit in the dick by a deadly poisonous snake, would you suck the poison out?

just trying to gauge how close you guys are🤣🤣🤣

[SpikedLemonade]

3 minutes ago, jc856 said:

If you and he were out in the deep woods miles from anywhere, and Spikey got bit in the dick by a deadly poisonous snake, would you suck the poison out?

just trying to gauge how close you guys are🤣🤣🤣

As opposed to the more traditional whip cream?

Fuck you.

[jc856]

2 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said:

As opposed to the more traditional whip cream?

Fuck you.

That’s going over my head.

wachoo talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?

[SpikedLemonade]

1 minute ago, jc856 said:

That’s going over my head.

wachoo talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?

Whip cream on the penis rather than poison in it.

I think that both Shiva and I would crack two beers, hand one to the snake bit penis owner and wish him luck as he died.

Neither of us are sucking old penis.

You must have us confused with someone's mother who partakes in crack*

 

 

*Better?

[jc856]

1 minute ago, SpikedLemonade said:

Whip cream on the penis rather than poison in it.

I think that both Shiva and I would crack two beers, hand one to the snake bit penis owner and wish him luck as he died.

Neither of us are sucking old penis.

You must have us confused with someone's mother who partakes in crack*

 

 

*Better?

How old does one have to be before you start refusing to suck their dicks?

Now you have me curious…

[SpikedLemonade]

7 minutes ago, jc856 said:

How old does one have to be before you start refusing to suck their dicks?

Now you have me curious…

Personally, I won't suck a dick regardless of its age however I am grateful that my wife feels differently.

I guess I am being insensitive with that comment.

I apologize to those who never had a wife or a woman that loves/loved them.

AND if their preference is to have a man (or 5 Black employees) shove said dick in their very wide ass, I support their right to do so.

[jc856]

8 minutes ago, SpikedLemonade said:

Personally, I won't suck a dick regardless of its age however I am grateful that my wife feels differently.

I guess I am being insensitive with that comment.

I apologize to those who never had a wife or a woman that loves/loved them.

AND if their preference is to have a man (or 5 Black employees) shove said dick in their very wide ass, I support their right to do so.

Or man. Or non-binary. Or furry.

[SpikedLemonade]

1 minute ago, jc856 said:

Or man. Or non-binary. Or furry.

Whatever is the sexual orientation of the West Seneca Hole Digger is none of my business.

I just wish he would feel comfortable coming out of the closet and live his best life rather than channeling his internal conflict hostilities here towards us innocents.

Who am I to judge however?

I was raised by a loving stay at home mother when I was a child.

Others, may have been latch key kids who rarely saw their mothers due to their mother choosing to work outside the home so she could crack some eggs for his breakfast and not fall too far behind in the rent.  I don't know the horrible circumstances of others upbringing and certainly not of the Buffalo area including downtown.

[thinwhiteduke]

Why is this idiot spamming self indulgent threads?

[SpikedLemonade]

 

[HipKat]

12 hours ago, Very Wide Right said:

Actually I think you look more like a scarecrow but opinions vary.

That’s funny, because the same thing I was thinking after reading that was a scarecrow. I really old, broken down excuse for a scarecrow but still, a scarecrow

[HipKat]

10 hours ago, Very Wide Right said:

Shiva, I do have a question, did you ever meet Elvis?

Didn’t the real Elvis die apparently from being old and obese?

[Very Wide Right]

1 hour ago, HipKat said:

Didn’t the real Elvis die apparently from being old and obese?

I dunno but this Elvis is old and obese. The dog is dead. Abuse

[Very Wide Right]

9 hours ago, SpikedLemonade said:

Personally, I won't suck a dick regardless of its age however I am grateful that my wife feels differently.

I guess I am being insensitive with that comment.

I apologize to those who never had a wife or a woman that loves/loved them.

AND if their preference is to have a man (or 5 Black employees) shove said dick in their very wide ass, I support their right to do so.

So, your wife likes to suck cock? Nothing like talking about your wife like a whore on a public forum. Imagine a woman getting on her knees to suck off an old, fat, bald, limping asshole with man boobs, she must be absolutely desperate. If she didn't come from a jungle, I'd send a copy of this to her parents so they can know how you're disrespecting their daughter in public. YOU ARE A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT ELVIS.

[RichJ]

10 hours ago, jc856 said:

If you and he were out in the deep woods miles from anywhere, and Spikey got bit in the dick by a deadly poisonous snake, would you suck the poison out?

just trying to gauge how close you guys are🤣🤣🤣

He's been sucking shiva for 20 years without any snake bites. 

[HipKat]

37 minutes ago, Very Wide Right said:

So, your wife likes to suck cock? Nothing like talking about your wife like a whore on a public forum. Imagine a woman getting on her knees to suck off an old, fat, bald, limping asshole with man boobs, she must be absolutely desperate. If she didn't come from a jungle, I'd send a copy of this to her parents so they can know how you're disrespecting their daughter in public. YOU ARE A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT ELVIS.

Is his wife the #1 cock sucking whore in Hamilton? I’m pretty sure it’s 77, she’s not getting a lot of practice in. And he looks pretty frail for Viagra. Not real good for your heart when you’re not in good condition. Maybe she needs more practice, she can always come to Illinois for a while

[HipKat]

10 hours ago, jc856 said:

If you and he were out in the deep woods miles from anywhere, and Spikey got bit in the dick by a deadly poisonous snake, would you suck the poison out?

just trying to gauge how close you guys are🤣🤣🤣

Maybe this close

[Very Wide Right]

2 minutes ago, HipKat said:

Is his wife the #1 cock sucking whore in Hamilton? I’m pretty sure it’s 77, she’s not getting a lot of practice in. And he looks pretty frail for Viagra. Not real good for your heart when you’re not in good condition. Maybe she needs more practice, she can always come to Illinois for a while

Damn, her on her knees with that POS would be an ugly sight wouldnt it?