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Dear Faithful Supporters:

With the extra time I have on my hands during my convalescence from the kung flu that China is solely responsible for, I've decided to join the Range so I can communicate directly to you all. You probably noticed that I used to post occasional messages through someone whose trustworthiness and reliability I now have reason to doubt -- namely, Professor Pigworth, or, as I like to call him, Professor Pigworthless, who is not only a pig, but a worthless pig.

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Now, you're probably wondering how I'm doing. Well, I'm doing great. Really tremendously great. Nothing to worry about. Two thumbs up-- and way up high, because I don't have any trouble getting up any of my extremities.  Both Melania and Ivanka can confirm this.

I've got everything I need here at Walter Reed Hospital. They knocked down the wall across from my bed and filled it with a mega-sized TV screen. The biggest you've ever seen. No one would ever have thought there could be such a big and great TV as this. Now I can devote a lot more of my important time to catching up on programs I may have missed. 

They also, at my instructions, put a tremendously large side table big enough to fit all my specially selected meals I have flown in fresh every morning from my favorite McDonald's in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  "How big you want your orders?" the master chef asked me yesterday. "Super-size me," I replied, "always super-size me."

That reminds me.  I'm now just 1,233 Big Macs away from my 200,000th burger in my lifetime, which is a milestone I don't want to fall short of achieving. That alone is reason enough to get better and recover from this flu that China is responsible for. But I have other reasons to live. I also want to live for my wife Melania; Ivanka, whom I would marry if I wasn't already married; and my son Baron or Bannen or something like that.

As everyone knows, I've got quite the reputation as a ladies' man. So it won't surprise you to know that I'm hoping eventually to score big time with a scintillating young nurse I've got my eye on. (I can't think of anyone more desirable than her to give me my daily bleach injections and to shine UV light up the old weather-worn exhaust pipe.) I already moved on her as she lent over to take my temperature earlier today. I didn't even ask. When you're famous, you can do that." Billy Bush will confirm this.

You're probably wondering how I caught the China virus. They say it might be from Hope Hicks, who, I now see all too well, must have been a never-Trumper. She gives me no hope. No hope from Hope Hicks. Hope-- none. 

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By the way, just so you can be sure it really is me and not some degenerate libtard clown posing as me, I've put my presidential seal and photo up at the top of this thread. That way you can be sure that this is an authentic message from the real me. They let you use the seal when you become president with no restrictions as to the number of times. Can you believe it? Who would have believed it? They also gave me this really great coffee cup with the presidential seal that I get to sip from on Air Force One.

At this point I'd like to remind you all to please continue your beautiful support of me and to vote for me in the election next month so I can continue to make America even greater than it was when I made it great in the last four years up to but not including the time of the China virus, which was not my fault. As you all know, or should know, I took time off from my extremely lucrative career to unselfishly serve the nation, never for a moment thinking of myself or in any way enriching myself. Why would I want to enrich myself, since I'm like already really rich-- much richer than any of you, but that's okay. Some of my richness will rub off on each and every one of you if you stick with me.

That's about all I have to say for now. You might be hearing from me another time. To those who love me and who live through me, don't worry. I always come out on top. Keep the faith, because I'll almost definitely live to see you all buried. 

 

 

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Now this is trolling on an epic level.


Sack "The Buffalo Range's TRUSTED News Source!"

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” ~ Dresden James

Parler @NYexile

 

 

 

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i expected there to be millions of members right about now


One set of rules for all in the beloved community

"The word racism is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything, and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist' " - Thomas Sowell

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8 minutes ago, jc856 said:

Mr. Trump, thank you for joining our humble group of 17 people. 

Oh shit, I just fell over laughing

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

Twitter: @HKTheResistance

 

HipKat, on *** other h***, is genuine, unapoli***tically nasty, and w**** his hea** on his ******. jc856

I’ll just forward them to Bridgett. comssvet11

Seek help. soflabillsfan

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13 minutes ago, HipKat said:

Oh shit, I just fell over laughing

Yeah, I was being generous😎

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14 minutes ago, HipKat said:

Oh shit, I just fell over laughing

Why is that lady holding those balloons against her body?

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25 minutes ago, jc856 said:

Why is that lady holding those balloons against her body?

Obviously so they don't float away

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

Twitter: @HKTheResistance

 

HipKat, on *** other h***, is genuine, unapoli***tically nasty, and w**** his hea** on his ******. jc856

I’ll just forward them to Bridgett. comssvet11

Seek help. soflabillsfan

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11 minutes ago, HipKat said:

Obviously so they don't float away

Well, if her arms get tired, I’m here to help👍

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Sack "The Buffalo Range's TRUSTED News Source!"

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” ~ Dresden James

Parler @NYexile

 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, 212frawk said:

And now, back to reality

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Wrong, libtard psychotic hater. The photo's fake. Some sick wacko Photoshopped my naturally healthy complection out. Don't you leftist losers ever get tired of being out to lunch?

 

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P.S.:  Don't forget to get your lazy work-shy ass to the bank so you can cash your stimulus check gifted to you by yours truly.  Some people just don't appreciate how good and easy they've got it.

 

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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

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also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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43 minutes ago, DONALD J TRUMP said:

Wrong, libtard psychotic hater. The photo's fake. Some sick wacko Photoshopped my naturally healthy complection out. Don't you leftist losers ever get tired of being out to lunch?

 

P.S.:  Don't forget to get your lazy work-shy ass to the bank so you can cash your stimulus check gifted to you by yours truly.  Some people just don't appreciate how good and easy they've got it.

 

This isnt going to get old fast, is it?

 


lol

 

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1 hour ago, 212frawk said:

This isnt going to get old fast, is it?

I've got hot, desirable young things sitting on my lap every day of my life. What have you got?  That's right. You've got nothing, just like every other financially and morally broke leftist socialist loser I ever met.

 

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Trolling the troller! Well done, real MR. PRESIDENT TRUMP!! Take some of these!

 

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