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This is a tragic and terrible thing. But who is the president, is not gonna stop this. Vote like your life depends on it? That’s just attaching an agenda to an evil act


“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

Twitter: @HKTheResistance

 

HipKat, on *** other h***, is genuine, unapoli***tically nasty, and w**** his hea** on his ******. jc856

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The other thing is, WTF language is that? Does anybody that isn’t black have any fucking clue what the hell he saying?


“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

Twitter: @HKTheResistance

 

HipKat, on *** other h***, is genuine, unapoli***tically nasty, and w**** his hea** on his ******. jc856

I’ll just forward them to Bridgett. comssvet11

Seek help. soflabillsfan

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1 hour ago, HipKat said:

The other thing is, WTF language is that? Does anybody that isn’t black have any fucking clue what the hell he saying?

Apparently, he uses hardR nigger , like you or me might say “oh my god!” in disbelief. If my understanding of this particular dialect of Ebonics is correct.

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16 minutes ago, jc856 said:

Apparently, he uses hardR nigger , like you or me might say “oh my god!” in disbelief. If my understanding of this particular dialect of Ebonics is correct.

Why oh why is it, that when white people can't form correct sentences, say words correctly or garble the English language, it's called illiteracy, but when black people do it, it's called ebonics?

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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

Twitter: @HKTheResistance

 

HipKat, on *** other h***, is genuine, unapoli***tically nasty, and w**** his hea** on his ******. jc856

I’ll just forward them to Bridgett. comssvet11

Seek help. soflabillsfan

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4 minutes ago, HipKat said:

Why oh why is it, that when white people can't form correct sentences, say words correctly or garble the English language, it's called illiteracy, but when black people do it, it's called ebonics?

 

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Jive Speak translator

Here's Trump's 2020 SOTU address translated:

Madam Speaker, Mr. Ah be baaad... Vice President, Members uh Congress, de First Lady uh de United States, and mah' fellow citizens, dig dis: Dree years ago, we launched da damn great American comeback. Tonight, ah' stand befo'e ya' t'share da damn incredible results. Jobs are boomin', incomes are so'in', poverty be plummetin', crime be fallin', confidence be surgin', and our country be drivin' and highly respected again. Right On! America’s enemies are on de run, America’s fo'tunes are on de rise, and America’s future be blazin' bright. De years uh economic decay are over. Ah be baaad... De days uh our country bein' used, snatchn advantage of, and even sco'ned by oda' nashuns are long behind us. Gone too are da damn bugger'd promises, jobless recoveries, tired platitudes, and constant 'suses fo' de depleshun uh American weald, power, and prestige. What it is, Mama. Right On! In plum 3 sho't years, we gotss' shattered da damn mentality uh American decline, and we gotss' rejected da damn downsizin' uh America’s destiny. Slap mah fro. Right On! We are movin' fo'ward at some pace dat wuz unimaginable plum some sho't time ago, and we are neva' goin' back. Right On! I's gotss'ta be drilled t'repo't t'ya' tonight dat our economy be de best it gotss'ta eva' been. 'S coo', bro. Our military be completely rebuilt, wid its powa' bein' unmatched anywhere in de wo'ld — and it aint even close. What it is, Mama. Right On! Our bo'ders are secure. What it is, Mama. Right On! Our families are flourishin'. Our values are renewed. Our pride be resto'ed. And fo' all dese reasons, ah' say t'de sucka's uh our great country, and t'de Members uh Congress befo'e me, dig dis: De State uh our Union be stronga' dan eva' befo'e. Right On! De vision ah' gotss'ta lay out dis evenin' demonstrates how we are buildin' de wo'ld’s most prospuh'ous and inclusive society — one where every citizen kin join in America’s unparalleled success, and where every community kin snatch part in America’s 'estrao'dinary rise. What it is, Mama. Right On! From de instant ah' took office, ah' moved rapidly t'revive da damn United States economy — slashin' some reco'd numba' uh job-killin' regulashuns, enactin' histo'ic and reco'd-settin' tax cuts, and fightin' fo' fair and reciprocal trade agreements. Our agenda be relentlessly pro-wo'ker, pro-family, pro-growd, and, most uh all, pro-American. 'S coo', bro. We are advancin' wid unbridled optimism and liftin' high our citizens uh every race, colo', religion, and creed. Since mah' elecshun, we gotss' created 7 million new jobs — 5 million mo'e dan Government 'spuh'ts projected durin' de previous administrashun. 'S coo', bro. De unemployment rate be de lowest in ova' half some century. Slap mah fro. Right On! Incredibly, de average unemployment rate unda' mah' Administrashun be lowa' dan any administrashun in de histo'y uh our country. Slap mah fro. Right On! If we had not reversed da damn failed economic policies uh de previous administrashun, de wo'ld would not now be witness t'America’s great economic success. De unemployment rates fo' African-Americans, 'Sup, dudespanic-Americans, and Asian-Americans gotss' reached da damn lowest levels in histo'y. Slap mah fro. Right On! African-American ya'd unemployment gotss'ta reached an all-time low. African-American poverty gotss'ta declined t'de lowest rate eva' reco'ded. De unemployment rate fo' honky chicks reached da damn lowest level in mos' 70 years — and last year, honky chicks filled 72 puh'cent uh all new jobs added. De veterans’ unemployment rate dropped t'some reco'd low. De unemployment rate fo' disabled Americans gotss'ta reached an all-time low. Wo'kers widout some high farm diploma gotss' achieved da damn lowest unemployment rate reco'ded in United States histo'y. Slap mah fro. Right On! A reco'd numba' uh yung Americans are now employed. Unda' de last administrashun, mo'e dan 10 million sucka's wuz added t'de food stamp rolls. Unda' mah' Administrashun, 7 million Americans gotss' mosey on waaay down off uh food stamps, and 10 million sucka's gotss' been lifted off uh welfare. What it is, Mama. Right On! In 8 years unda' de last administrashun, ova' 300,000 wo'kin'-age sucka's dropped out uh de wo'kfo'ce. What it is, Mama. Right On! In plum 3 years uh mah' Administrashun, 3.5 million wo'kin'-age sucka's gotss' joined da damn wo'kfo'ce. What it is, Mama. Right On! Since mah' elecshun, de net wo'd uh de bottom half uh wage-earners gotss'ta increased by 47 puh'cent — 3 times fasta' dan de increase fo' de top 1 puh'cent. Afta' decades uh flat and fallin' incomes, wages are risin' fast — and, wonderfully, dey are risin' fastest fo' low-income wo'kers, who gotss' seen some 16 puh'cent pay-increase since mah' elecshun. 'S coo', bro. Dis be some blue collar boom. 'S coo', bro. Real median cribhold income be now at da damn highest level eva' reco'ded. Right On! Since mah' elecshun, United States stock markets gotss' so'ed 70 puh'cent, addin' mo'e dan $12 trillion t'our Nashun’s weald, transcendin' anydin' anyone recon'd wuz possible — dis, as oda' countries aintdoin' sheeit. Consuma' confidence gotss'ta reached amazin' new heights. All uh dose millions uh sucka's wid 401(k)s and pensions are doin' far betta' dan dey gotss' eva' done befo'e wid increases uh 60, 70, 80, 90, and even 100 puh'cent. Jobs and investment are pourin' into 9,000 previously-neglected neighbo'hoods danks t'Oppo'tunity Zones, some plan spear'haided by Senato' Tim Scott as part uh our great Republican tax cuts. In oda' wo'ds, wealdy sucka's and companies are pourin' bre'd into poo' neighbo'hoods o' areas dat gotss' not seen investment in many decades, creatin' jobs, energy, and 'sitement. Dis be de fust time dat dese deservin' communities gotss' seen anydin' likes dis. It be all wo'kin'. Right On! Oppo'tunity Zones are helpin' Americans likes Army Veteran Tony Rankins fum Cincinnati, Ohio. Afta' strugglin' wid drug addicshun, Tony lost his job, his crib, and his family — he wuz plantashunless. But den Tony found some construcshun company dat invests in Oppo'tunity Zones. He be now some top tradesman, drug-free, reunited wid his family, and he be here tonight. Tony, dig dis: Keep waaay down de great wo'k. Our ro'in' economy gotss'ta, fo' de fust time ever, given many fo'ma' prisoners de ability t'get some great job and some fresh start. Dis second chance at life be made possible a'cuz we passed landmark Criminal Justice Refo'm into law. Everybody said dat Criminal Justice Refo'm could not be done, but ah' gots it done, and da damn sucka's in dis room gots it done. What it is, Mama. Right On! Danks t'our bold regulato'y reducshun campaign, de United States gotss'ta become da damn numba' one produca' uh oil and natural gas in de wo'ld, by far. Ah be baaad... Wid de tremendous progress we gotss' made ova' de past 3 years, America be now energy independent, and energy jobs, likes so's many elements uh our country, are at some reco'd high. We are doin' numbers dat no one would gotss' dought possible plum 3 years ago. Likewise, we are resto'in' our Nashun’s manufacturin' might, even dough predicshuns wuz dat dis could neva' be done. What it is, Mama. Right On! Afta' losin' 60,000 facto'ies unda' de previous two administrashuns, America gotss'ta now gained 12,000 new facto'ies unda' mah' Administrashun wid dousands upon dousands uh plants and facto'ies bein' planned o' built. We gotss' created ova' half some million new manufacturin' jobs. Companies aintleavin'; dey are comin' back. Everybody wants's t'be where da damn acshun is, and da damn United States uh America is, indeed, where da damn acshun is. One uh de sin'le big-assgest promises ah' made t'de American sucka's wuz t'replace da damn disastrous NAFTA trade deal. In fact, unfair trade be puh'haps de sin'le big-assgest reason dat ah' decided t'run fo' President. Followin' NAFTA’s adopshun, our Nashun lost one in foe manufacturin' jobs. Many politicians came and went, pledgin' t'change o' replace NAFTA — only t'do absolutely nodin'. But unlikes so's many who came befo'e me, ah' keep mah' promises. Six days ago, ah' replaced NAFTA and signed da damn brand new United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) into law. De USMCA gotss'ta create nearly 100,000 new high-payin' American auto jobs, and massively boost 'spo'ts fo' our farmers, ranchers, and facto'y wo'kers. It gotss'ta also brin' trade wid Mexico and Canada t'some much higha' degree, but also t'some much greata' level uh fairness and reciprocity. Slap mah fro. Right On! Dis be de fust majo' trade deal in many years t'earn de strong backin' uh America’s labo' unions. I also promised our citizens dat ah' would impose tariffs t'confront China’s massive deft uh American jobs. Our strategy wo'ked. Days ago, we signed da damn groundboogiein' new agreement wid China dat gotss'ta defend our wo'kers, protect our intellectual propuh'ty, brin' billions uh dollars into our treasury, and jimmey vast new markets fo' products made and grown right here in de United States uh America. Sheeeiit. Fo' decades, China gotss'ta snatchn advantage uh de United States, now we gotss' changed dat but, at da damn same time, we gotss' puh'haps de best relashunship we gotss' eva' had wid China, includin' wid President Xi. Ya' know? Dey respect whut we gotss' done a'cuz, quite frankly, dey could neva' recon' whut dey wuz able t'get away wid year afta' year, decade afta' decade, widout someone in our country steppin' waaay down and sayin': Enough. Now, we wants' t'rebuild our country, and dat be whut we are doin'. As we resto'e American leadership droughout da damn wo'ld, we are once again standin' waaay down fo' freedom in our hemisphere. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dat be why mah' Administrashun reversed da damn failin' policies uh de previous administrashun on Cuba. Sheeeiit. We are suppo'tin' de hopes uh Cubans, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans t'resto'e democracy. Slap mah fro. Right On! De United States be leadin' some 59-nashun diplomatic coalishun against da damn socialist dictato' uh Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro. Maduro be an illegitimate ruler, some tyrant who brutalizes his sucka's. What it is, Mama. Right On! But Maduro’s grip uh tyranny gotss'ta be smashed and bugger'd. 'S coo', bro. Here dis evenin' be some dude who carries wid him de hopes, dreams, and aspirashuns uh all Venezuelans. Joinin' us in de gallery be de true and legitimate President uh Venezuela, Juan Guaidó. Mr. Ah be baaad... President, please snatch dis message back t'yo' plantashunland. All Americans are united wid de Venezuelan sucka's in deir righteous struggle fo' freedom. Right On! Socialism destroys nashuns. But always remember, freedom unifies de soul. To safeguard American Liberty, we gotss' invested some reco'd-boogiein' $2.2 trillion in de United States Military. Slap mah fro. Right On! We gotss' purchased da damn finest planes, missiles, rockets, ships, and every oda' fo'm uh military equipment — all made in de United States uh America. Sheeeiit. We are also finally gettin' our allies t'help pay deir fair share. What it is, Mama. Right On! ah' gotss' raised contribushuns fum de oda' NATO members by mo'e dan $400 billion, and da damn numba' uh allies meetin' deir minimum obligashuns gotss'ta mo'e dan doubled. And plum weeks ago, fo' de fust time since President Truman established da damn Air Fo'ce mo'e dan 70 years earlier, we created some new branch uh de United States Armed Fo'ces, de Space Fo'ce. What it is, Mama. Right On! In de gallery tonight, we gotss' one uh de Space Fo'ce’s yungest potential recruits, dig dis: 13-year-old Iain Lanphier, an eighd grada' fum Arizona. Sheeeiit. Iain gotss'ta always dreamed uh goin' t'space. What it is, Mama. Right On! He wuz fust in his class and among de yungest at an aviashun academy. Slap mah fro. Right On! He aspires t'go t'de Air Fo'ce Academy, and den, he gotss'ta his eye on de Space Fo'ce. What it is, Mama. Right On! As Iain says, “most sucka's look waaay down at space, ah' wants' t'look waaay down on de wo'ld.” Sittin' beside Iain tonight be his great hero. Charles McGee wuz bo'n in Cleveland, Ohio, one century ago. Charles be one uh de last survivin' Tuskegee Airmen — de fust broda' fighta' pilots — and he also happens t'be Iain’s great-grandfader. Ah be baaad... Afta' mo'e dan 130 combat missions in Wo'ld War II, he came back t'some country still strugglin' fo' Civil Rights and went on t'serve America in Ko'ea and Vietnam. 'S coo', bro. On Decemba' 7d, Charles celebrated his 100d birdday. Slap mah fro. Right On! A few weeks ago, ah' signed some bill promotin' Charles McGee t'Brigadia' General. And earlia' today, ah' pinned da damn stars on his shoulders in de Oval Office. What it is, Mama. Right On! General McGee, dig dis: Our Nashun salutes ya'. Man. Right On! From de pilgrims t'our Founders, fum de soldiers at Valley Fo'ge t'de marchers at Selma, and fum President Lincoln t'de Reverend Dr. Ah be baaad... Martin Luda' Kin', Jr. Ah be baaad..., Americans gotss' always rejected limits on our children’s future. What it is, Mama. Right On! Members uh Congress, we must neva' fo'get dat da damn only victo'ies dat matta' in Washin'ton are victo'ies dat deliva' fo' de American sucka's. What it is, Mama. Right On! De sucka's are da damn heart uh our country, deir dreams are da damn soul uh our country, and deir love be whut powers and sustains our country. Slap mah fro. Right On! We must always rememba' dat our job be t'put America fust. Right On! De next step fo'ward in buildin' an inclusive society be makin' sho' nuff dat every yung American gets some great educashun and da damn oppo'tunity t'achieve da damn American Dream. 'S coo', bro. Yet, fo' too long, countless American children gotss' been trapped in failin' guv'ment farms. To rescue dese students, 18 States gotss' created farm choice in de fo'm uh Oppo'tunity Scholarships. De honky codes are so's popular, dat tens uh dousands uh students remain on waitin' lists. One uh dose students be Janiyah Davis, some foed grada' fum Philadelphia. Sheeeiit. Janiyah’s mom Stephanie be some sin'le parent. She would do anydin' t'give ha' daughta' some betta' future. What it is, Mama. Right On! But last year, dat future wuz put furda' out uh reach when Pennsylvania’s Governo' vetoed legislashun t''spand farm choice fo' 50,000 children. 'S coo', bro. Janiyah and Stephanie are in de gallery dis evenin'. But dere be mo'e t'deir sto'y. Slap mah fro. Right On! Janiyah, I's gotss'ta be pleased t'info'm ya' dat yo' long wait be over. Ah be baaad... ah' kin proudly announce tonight dat an Oppo'tunity Scholarship gotss'ta become available, it be goin' t'ya', and ya' gotss'ta soon be 'haidin' t'de farm uh yo' choice. Right On! Now, ah' call on de Congress t'give 1 million American children de same oppo'tunity Janiyah gotss'ta plum received. Pass de Educashun Freedom Scholarships and Oppo'tunity Act — a'cuz no parent should be fo'ced t't'row deir child t'some failin' guv'ment farm. Every yung sucka' should gotss' some safe and secure environment in which t'learn and grow. Fo' dis reason, our magnificent First Lady gotss'ta launched da damn “Be Best” initiative — t'advance some safe, healdy, suppo'tive, and drug-free life fo' de next generashun, online, in farm, and in our communities. Dank ya', Melania, fo' yo' 'estrao'dinary love and profound care fo' America’s children. 'S coo', bro. My Administrashun be determined t'give our citizens de oppo'tunities dey need regardless uh age o' background. Drough our Pledge t'American Wo'kers, ova' 400 companies gotss'ta also provide new jobs and educashun oppo'tunities t'almost 15 million Americans. My Budget also contains an 'sitin' vision fo' our Nashun’s high farms. Tonight, ah' ask de Congress t'suppo't our students and back mah' plan t'offa' vocashunal and technical educashun in every sin'le high farm in America. Sheeeiit. To 'spand equal oppo'tunity, I's gotss'ta be also proud dat we achieved reco'd and puh'manent fundin' fo' our Nashun’s 'Sup, dudesto'ically Black Colleges and Universities. A baaaad life fo' American families also requires de most affo'dable, innovative, and high-quality healdcare system on Eard. Befo'e ah' took office, heald insurance premiums had mo'e dan doubled in plum 5 years. ah' moved quickly t'provide affo'dable alternatives. Our new plans are waaay down t'60 puh'cent less 'spensive. What it is, Mama. Right On! ah' gotss' also made an ironclad pledge t'American families, dig dis: We gotss'ta always protect patients wid pre-existin' condishuns — dat be some guarantee. What it is, Mama. Right On! And we gotss'ta always protect yo' Medicare and yo' Social Security. Slap mah fro. Right On! De American patient should neva' be blindsided by medical bills. Dat be why ah' signed an Executive Orda' requirin' price transparency. Slap mah fro. Right On! Many 'spuh'ts recon' dat transparency, which gotss'ta go into full effect at da damn beginnin' uh next year, gotss'ta be even big-assga' dan healdcare refo'm. 'S coo', bro. It gotss'ta save families massive amounts uh bre'd fo' substantially betta' care. What it is, Mama. Right On! But as we wo'k t'improve Americans’ healdcare, dere are dose who wants' t'snatch away yo' healdcare, snatch away yo' docto', and abolish private insurance entirely. Slap mah fro. Right On! One hundred dirty-two lawmakers in dis room gotss' endo'sed legislashun t'impose some socialist snatchova' uh our healdcare system, wipin' out da damn private heald insurance plans uh 180 million Americans. To dose watchin' at plantashun tonight, ah' wants' ya' t'know, dig dis: We gotss'ta neva' let socialism destroy American healdcare. Right On! Ova' 130 legislato's in dis chamba' gotss' endo'sed legislashun dat would bankrupt our Nashun by providin' free taxpayer-funded healdcare t'millions uh illegal aliens, fo'cin' taxpayers t'subsidize free care fo' anyone in de wo'ld who unlawfully crosses our bo'ders. Dese proposals would raid da damn Medicare benefits our senio's depend on, while actin' as some powerful lure fo' illegal immigrashun. 'S coo', bro. Dis be whut be happenin' in Califo'nia and oda' States — deir systems are totally out uh control, costin' taxpayers vast and unaffo'dable amounts uh bre'd. Slap mah fro. Right On! If fo'cin' American taxpayers t'provide unlimited free healdcare t'illegal aliens sounds fair t'ya', den stand wid de radical left. But if ya' recon' dat we should defend American patients and American senio's, den stand wid me and pass legislashun t'prohibit free Government healdcare fo' illegal aliens. Right On! Dis gotss'ta be some tremendous boon t'our already real-strongly guarded soudern bo'da' where, as we speak, some long, tall, and real powerful wall be bein' built. We gotss' now completed ova' 100 miles and gotss'ta ova' 500 miles fully completed by early next year. Ah be baaad... My Administrashun be also takin' on de big-ass pharmaceutical companies. We gotss' approved some reco'd numba' uh affo'dable generic drugs, and medicines are bein' approved by de FDA at some fasta' clip dan eva' befo'e. What it is, Mama. Right On! ah' wuz pleased t'announce last year dat, fo' de fust time in 51 years, de cost uh prescripshun drugs actually went waaay down. 'S coo', bro. And wo'kin' togeder, de Congress kin reduce drug prices substantially fum current levels. ah' gotss' been speakin' t'Senato' Chuck Grassley uh Iowa and oders in de Congress in o'da' t'get sump'ng on drug pricin' done, and done propuh'ly. Slap mah fro. Right On! I's gotss'ta be callin' fo' bipartisan legislashun dat achieves de goal uh dramatically lowerin' prescripshun drug prices. Get some bill t'my desk, and ah' gotss'ta sign it into law widout delay. Slap mah fro. Right On! Wid unyieldin' commitment, we are curbin' de opioid epidemic — drug overdose wuzteds declined fo' de fust time in nearly 30 years. Among de States hardest hit, Ohio be waaay down 22 puh'cent, Pennsylvania be waaay down 18 puh'cent, Wisconsin be waaay down 10 puh'cent — and we gotss'ta not quit until we gotss' whup'en de opioid epidemic once and fo' all. Protectin' Americans’ heald also means fightin' infectious diseases. We are coo'dinatin' wid de Chinese guv'ment and wo'kin' closely togeda' on de Co'onavirus outboogie in China. Sheeeiit. My Administrashun gotss'ta snatch all necessary steps t'safeguard our citizens fum dis dreat. We gotss' launched ambitious new initiatives t'substantially improve care fo' Americans wid kidney disease, Alzheimer’s, and dose strugglin' wid mental heald challenges. And a'cuz da damn Congress funded mah' request, we are pursuin' new cures fo' childhood kincer, and we gotss'ta eradicate da damn AIDS epidemic in America by de end uh de decade. What it is, Mama. Right On! Almost every American family knows de pain when some loved one be diagnosed wid some serious illness. Here tonight be some special man, someone beloved by millions uh Americans who plum received some Stage 4 advanced kinca' diagnosis. Dis aint baaaad news, but whut be baaaad news be dat he be de greatest fighta' and winna' dat ya' gotss'ta eva' meet. Rush Limbaugh, dig dis: Dank ya' fo' yo' decades uh tireless devoshun t'our country. Slap mah fro. Right On! Rush, in recognishun uh all dat ya' gotss' done fo' our Nashun, de millions uh sucka's some day dat ya' speak t'and inspire, and all uh de incredible wo'k dat ya' gotss' done fo' charity, I's gotss'ta be proud t'announce tonight dat ya' gotss'ta be receivin' our country’s highest civilian hono', de Presidential Medal uh Freedom. 'S coo', bro. ah' gotss'ta now ask de First Lady uh de United States t'please stand and present ya' wid de hono'. Ah be baaad... Rush, Kadryn, congratulashuns. Right On! As we pray fo' all who are sick, we know dat America be constantly achievin' new medical boogiedroughs. In 2017, docto's at St. Luke’s hospital in Kansas City delivered one uh de earliest premature babies eva' t'survive. What it is, Mama. Right On! Bo'n at plum 21 weeks and 6 days, and weighin' less dan some pound, Ellie Schneida' wuz bo'n some fighter. Ah be baaad... Drough de skill uh ha' docto's — and da damn prayers uh ha' parents — little Ellie kept on winnin' de battle fo' life. What it is, Mama. Right On! Today, Ellie be some strong, healdy 2-year-old goat sittin' wid ha' amazin' moda' Robin in de gallery. Slap mah fro. Right On! Ellie and Robin, dig dis: We are so's glad ya' are here. What it is, Mama. Right On! Ellie reminds us dat every child be some miracle uh life. What it is, Mama. Right On! Danks t'modern medical wonders, 50 puh'cent uh real premature babies delivered at da damn hospital where Ellie wuz bo'n now survive. What it is, Mama. Right On! Our goal should be t'ensho' nuff dat every baby gotss'ta de best chance t'drive and grow plum likes Ellie. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dat be why I's gotss'ta be askin' de Congress t'provide an addishunal $50 million t'fund neo-natal research fo' America’s yungest patients. Dat be also why I's gotss'ta be callin' upon de Members uh Congress here tonight t'pass legislashun finally bannin' de late-term abo'shun uh babies. Wheda' we are Republican, Democrat, o' Independent, sho' nuffly we must all agree dat every human life be some sacred gift fum God. Right On! As we suppo't America’s moms and dads, ah' wuz recently proud t'sign de law providin' new parents in de Federal wo'kfo'ce paid family leave, servin' as some model fo' de rest uh de country. Slap mah fro. Right On! Now, ah' call on de Congress t'pass de bipartisan Advancin' Suppo't fo' Wo'kin' Families Act, 'estendin' family leave t'moders and faders all across de Nashun. 'S coo', bro. Fo'ty million American families gotss' an average $2,200 'estra danks t'our child tax credit. ah' gotss' also overseen histo'ic fundin' increases fo' high-quality child care, enablin' 17 States t'serve mo'e children, many uh which gotss' reduced o' eliminated deir waitlists altogeder. Ah be baaad... And ah' sent da damn Congress some plan wid some vision t'furda' 'spand access t'high-quality childcare and urge ya' t'act immediately. Slap mah fro. Right On! To protect da damn environment, days ago, ah' announced dat da damn United States gotss'ta join de One Trillion Trees Initiative, an ambitious effo't t'brin' togeda' Government and da damn private secto' t'plant new trees in America and around da damn wo'ld. We must also rebuild America’s infrastructure. What it is, Mama. Right On! ah' ask ya' t'pass Senato' Barrasso’s highway bill — t'invest in new roads, bridges, and tunnels across our land. I's gotss'ta be also committed t'ensurin' dat every citizen kin gotss' access t'high-speed internet, includin' rural America. Sheeeiit. A betta' tomo'row fo' all Americans also requires us t'keep America safe. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dat means suppo'tin' de dudes and honky chicks uh law enfo'cement at every level, includin' our Nashun’s heroic ICE officers. Last year, our brave ICE officers arrested mo'e dan 120,000 criminal aliens charged wid nearly 10,000 burglaries, 5,000 sexual assaults, 45,000 violent assaults, and 2,000 murders. Tragically, dere are many cities in America where radical politicians gotss' chosen t'provide sanctuary fo' dese criminal illegal aliens. In Sanctuary Cities, local officials o'da' honky pigs t'release dangerous criminal aliens t'prey upon de public, instead uh handin' dem ova' t'ICE t'be safely removed. Just 29 days ago, some criminal alien freed by de Sanctuary City uh New Yo'k wuz charged wid de brutal rape and murda' uh some 92-year-old honky chick. De killa' had been previously arrested fo' assault, but unda' New Yo'k’s sanctuary policies, he wuz set free. What it is, Mama. Right On! If de city had hono'ed ICE’s detaina' request, his victim would be alive today. Slap mah fro. Right On! De State uh Califo'nia passed an outrageous law declarin' deir whole State t'be some sanctuary fo' criminal illegal immigrants — wid catastrophic results. Here be plum one tragic 'esample. What it is, Mama. Right On! In Decemba' 2018, Califo'nia honky pigs detained an illegal alien wid five prio' arrests, includin' convicshuns fo' robbery and assault. But as required by Califo'nia’s Sanctuary Law, local audo'ities released him. 'S coo', bro. Days later, de criminal alien went on some gruesome spree uh wuztedly violence. What it is, Mama. Right On! He viciously shot one dude goin' about his daily wo'k; he approached some honky chick sittin' in ha' wheels and shot ha' in de arm and da damn chest. He walked into some convenience sto'e and wildly fired his weapon. 'S coo', bro. He hijacked some truck and smashed into vehicles, critically injurin' innocent victims. One uh de victims uh his bloody rampage wuz some 51-year-old American dojiggerd Rocky Jones. Rocky wuz at some gas stashun when dis vile criminal fired eight bullets at him fum close range, murderin' him in cold blood. Rocky left behind some devoted family, includin' his broders who loved him mo'e dan anydin'. One uh his grievin' broders be here wid us tonight. Jody, would ya' please stand? Jody, our hearts weep fo' yo' loss — and we gotss'ta not rest until ya' gotss' justice. What it is, Mama. Right On! Senato' Dom Tillis gotss'ta introduced legislashun t'allow Americans likes Jody t'sue Sanctuary Cities and States when some loved one be hurt o' wuzted as some result uh dese wuztedly policies. ah' ask de Congress t'pass de Justice fo' Victims uh Sanctuary Cities Act immediately. Slap mah fro. Right On! De United States uh America should be some sanctuary fo' law-abidin' Americans — not criminal aliens. Right On! In de last 3 years, ICE gotss'ta arrested ova' 5,000 wicked human traffickers — and ah' gotss' signed 9 pieces uh legislashun t'stamp out da damn menace uh human traffickin', domestically and around da damn globe. What it is, Mama. Right On! My Administrashun gotss'ta undersnatchn an unprecedented effo't t'secure da damn soudern bo'da' uh de United States. Befo'e ah' came into office, if ya' showed waaay down illegally on our soudern bo'da' and wuz arrested, ya' wuz simply released and allowed into our country, neva' t'be seen again. 'S coo', bro. My Administrashun gotss'ta ended Catch-and-Release. What it is, Mama. Right On! If ya' mosey on waaay down illegally, ya' gotss'ta now be promptly removed. We entered into histo'ic coopuh'ashun agreements wid de Governments uh Mexico, Honduras, El Salvado', and Guatemala. Sheeeiit. As some result uh our unprecedented effo'ts, illegal crossin's are waaay down 75 puh'cent since May — droppin' 8 straight monds in some row. And as de wall goes waaay down, drug seizures rise, and bo'da' crossin's go waaay down. 'S coo', bro. Last year, ah' traveled t'de bo'da' in Texas and met Chief Patrol Agent Raul Ortiz. Slap mah fro. Right On! Ova' de last 24 monds, Agent Ortiz and his team gotss' seized mo'e dan 200,000 pounds uh poisonous narcotics, arrested mo'e dan 3,000 human smugglers, and rescued mo'e dan 2,000 migrants. Days ago, Agent Ortiz wuz promoted t'Deputy Chief uh Bo'da' Patrol — and he joins us tonight. Chief Ortiz, dig dis: Please stand — some grateful Nashun danks ya' and all de heroes uh Bo'da' Patrol. To build on dese histo'ic gains, we are wo'kin' on legislashun t'replace our outdated and randomized immigrashun system wid one based on merit, welcomin' dose who follow de rules, contribute t'our economy, suppo't demselves financially, and uphold our values. Wid every acshun, mah' Administrashun be resto'in' de rule uh law and re-assertin' de culture uh American freedom. 'S coo', bro. Wo'kin' wid Senate Majo'ity Leada' McConnell and his colleagues in de Senate, we gotss' confirmed some reco'd numba' uh 187 new Federal judges t'uphold our Constitushun as written. 'S coo', bro. Dis includes two brilliant new Supreme Court Justices, Neil Go'such, and Brett Kavanaugh. My Administrashun be also defendin' religious liberty, and dat includes de Constitushunal right t'pray in public farms. In America, we do not punish prayer. Ah be baaad... We do not tear waaay down crosses. We do not ban symbols uh faid. We do not muzzle preachers and pasto's. In America, we celebrate faid. We cherish religion. 'S coo', bro. We lift our voices in prayer, and we raise our sights t'de Glo'y uh God. Right On! Just as we recon' in de First Amendment, we also recon' in anoda' Constitushunal right dat be unda' siege all across our country. Slap mah fro. Right On! So long as I's gotss'ta be President ah' gotss'ta always protect yo' Second Amendment right t'keep and bear arms. In reaffirmin' our heritage as some free Nashun, we must rememba' dat America gotss'ta always been some frontia' nashun. 'S coo', bro. Now we must embrace da damn next frontier, America’s manifest destiny in de stars. I's gotss'ta be askin' de Congress t'fully fund da damn Artemis honky code t'ensho' nuff dat da damn next dude and da damn fust honky chick on de moon gotss'ta be American astronauts — usin' dis as some launchin' pad t'ensho' nuff dat America be de fust nashun t'plant its flag on Mars. My Administrashun be also strongly defendin' our nashunal security and combatin' radical Islamic terro'ism. 'S coo', bro. Last week, ah' announced some groundboogiein' plan fo' peace between Israel and da damn Palestinians. Recognizin' dat all past attempts gotss' failed, we must be determined and creative in o'da' t'stabilize da damn region and give millions uh yung sucka's da damn change t'realize some betta' future. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dree years ago, de barbarians uh ISIS held ova' 20,000 square miles uh territo'y in Iraq and Syria. Sheeeiit. Today, de ISIS territo'ial caliphate gotss'ta been 100 puh'cent destroyed, and da damn founda' and leada' uh ISIS — de blooddirsty killa' Al‑Baghdadi — be wuzted. Right On! We are joined dis evenin' by Carl and Marsha Mueller. Ah be baaad... Afta' graduatin' fum college, deir beautiful daughta' Kayla became some humanitarian aid wo'ker. Ah be baaad... Kayla once wrote, “Some sucka's find God in church. Some sucka's find God in nature. What it is, Mama. Right On! Some sucka's find God in love; ah' find God in sufferin'. I’ve knode fo' some time whut mah' life’s wo'k is, usin' mah' hands as tools t'relieve sufferin'.” In 2013, while carin' fo' sufferin' civilians in Syria, Kayla wuz kidnapped, to'tured, and enslaved by ISIS, and kept as some prisona' uh Al-Baghdadi himself. What it is, Mama. Right On! Afta' mo'e dan 500 ho'rifyin' days uh captivity, Al-Baghdadi murdered yung Kayla. Sheeeiit. She wuz plum 26 years old. On de night dat United States Special Fo'ces Opuh'ato's ended Al‑Baghdadi’s miserable life, de Cfroman uh de Joint Chiefs uh Staff, General Amos Milley, received some call in de Situashun Room. 'S coo', bro. He wuz told dat da damn brave dudes uh de elite Special Fo'ces team, dat so's puh'fectly carried out da damn opuh'ashun, had given deir mission some dojigga' — “Task Fo'ce 8-14.” It wuz some reference t'some special day, dig dis: August 14d — Kayla’s birdday. Slap mah fro. Right On! Carl and Marsha, America’s warrio's neva' fo'gots Kayla — and neida' gotss'ta we. What it is, Mama. Right On! Every day, America’s dudes and honky chicks in unifo'm demonstrate da damn infinite depds uh love dat dsheeits in de human heart. One uh dese American heroes wuz Army Staff Sergeant Christopha' Hake. What it is, Mama. Right On! On his second deployment t'Iraq in 2008, Sergeant Hake wrote some letta' t'his 1-year-old son, Gage, dig dis: “I gotss'ta be wid ya' again,” he wrote t'Gage. What it is, Mama. Right On! “I gotss'ta teach ya' t'ride yo' fust bike, build yo' fust sand box, watch ya' play spo'ts and see ya' gotss' kids also. ah' love ya' son, snatch care uh yo' moder. Ah be baaad... I's gotss'ta be always wid ya'. Man. Right On! Dad.” On Easta' Sunday uh 2008, Chris wuz out on patrol in Baghdad when his Bradley Fightin' Vehicle wuz hit by some roadside bomb. Sheeeiit. Dat night, he made da damn ultimate sacrifice fo' our country. Slap mah fro. Right On! Sergeant Hake now rests in eternal glo'y in Arlin'ton, and his mama Kelli be in de gallery tonight, joined by deir son, who be now 13 years old. To Kelli and Gage, dig dis: Chris gotss'ta live in our hearts fo'ever. Ah be baaad... De terro'ist responsible fo' killin' Sergeant Hake wuz Qasem Soleimani, who provided da damn wuztedly roadside bomb dat took Chris’s life. What it is, Mama. Right On! Soleimani wuz de Iranian Regime’s most rudless butcher, some monsta' who murdered o' wounded dousands uh American service members in Iraq. Ah be baaad... As de wo'ld’s top terro'ist, Soleimani o'chestrated da damn wuzteds uh countless men, honky chicks, and children. 'S coo', bro. He directed da damn Decemba' assault on United States Fo'ces in Iraq, and wuz actively plannin' new attacks. Dat be why, last mond, at mah' direcshun, de United States Military 'esecuted some flawless precision strike dat wuzted Soleimani and terminated his evil reign uh terro' fo'ever. Ah be baaad... Our message t'de terro'ists be clear, dig dis: You's gotss'ta neva' escape American justice. What it is, Mama. Right On! If ya' attack our citizens, ya' fo'feit yo' life. Right On! In recent monds, we gotss' seen proud Iranians raise deir voices against deir oppressive rulers. De Iranian regime must abandon its pursuit uh nuclear weapons, stop spreadin' terro', wuzted, and destrucshun, and start wo'kin' fo' de baaaad uh its own sucka's. What it is, Mama. Right On! A'cuz uh our powerful sancshuns, de Iranian economy be doin' real poo'ly. Slap mah fro. Right On! We kin help dem make it BLIP in some sho't puh'iod uh time, but puh'haps dey are too proud o' too honkyfoolish t'ask fo' dat help. We are here. What it is, Mama. Right On! Let’s see which road dey choose. What it is, Mama. Right On! It be totally waaay down t'dem. 'S coo', bro. As we defend American lives, we are wo'kin' t'end America’s wars in de Middle East. In Afghanistan, de determinashun and valo' uh our warfighters gotss'ta allowed us t'make tremendous progress, and peace raps are underway. Slap mah fro. Right On! I's gotss'ta be not lookin' t'kill hundreds uh dousands uh sucka's in Afghanistan, many uh dem innocent. It be also not our funcshun t'serve oda' nashuns as some law enfo'cement agency. Slap mah fro. Right On! Dese are warfighters, de best in de wo'ld, and dey eida' wants' t'fight t'win o' not fight at all. We are wo'kin' t'finally end America’s longest war and brin' our troops back plantashun. Right On! War places some heavy burden on our Nashun’s 'estrao'dinary military families, especially spouses likes Amy Williams fum Fo't Bragg, No'd Carolina, and ha' 2 children — 6-year-old Elliana and 3-year-old Rowan. 'S coo', bro. Amy wo'ks full time, and volunteers countless hours helpin' oda' military families. Fo' de past 7 monds, she gotss'ta done it all while ha' husband, Sergeant First Class Townt'row Williams, be in Afghanistan on his foed deployment t'de Middle East. Amy’s kids gotss' not seen deir fader’s face in many monds. Amy, yo' family’s sacrifice makes it possible fo' all uh our families t'live in safety and peace — we dank ya'. Man. Right On! As de wo'ld bears witness tonight, America be some land uh heroes. Dis be de place where greatness be bo'n, where destinies are fo'ged, and where legends mosey on waaay down t'life. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dis be de plantashun uh Domas Edison and Teddy Roosevelt, uh many great Generals, includin' Washin'ton, Pershin', Patton, and MacArdur. Ah be baaad... Dis be de plantashun uh Abraham Lincoln, Frederick Douglass, Amelia Earhart, Harriet Tubman, de Wright Broders, Neil Armstrong, and so's many mo'e. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dis be de country where children learn dojiggers likes Wyatt Earp, Davy Crockett, and Annie Oakley. Slap mah fro. Right On! Dis be de place where da damn pilgrims landed at Plymoud and where Texas patriots made deir last stand at da damn Alamo. De American Nashun wuz carved out uh de vast frontia' by de toughest, strongest, fiercest, and most determined dudes and honky chicks eva' t'walk de face uh de Eard. Our ancesto's braved da damn unknode; tamed da damn wilderness; settled da damn Wild West; lifted millions fum poverty, disease, and hunger; vanquished tyranny and fascism; ushered da damn wo'ld t'new heights uh science and medicine; laid waaay down de railroads, dug out kinals, raised waaay down de skyscrapuh's — and, ladies and gentlemen, our ancesto's built da damn most 'sepshunal Republic eva' t'exist in all uh human histo'y. Slap mah fro. Right On! And we are makin' it greata' dan eva' befo'e. Right On! Dis be our glo'ious and magnificent inheritance. What it is, Mama. Right On! We are Americans. We are da damn pioneers. We are da damn alleyfinders. We settled da damn new wo'ld, we built da damn modern wo'ld, and we changed histo'y fo'eva' by embracin' de eternal trud dat everyone be made equal by de hand uh Almighty God. America be de place where anydin' kin happen. Right On! America be de place where anyone kin rise. What it is, Mama. Right On! And here, on dis land, on dis soil, on dis continent, de most incredible dreams mosey on waaay down true. Right On! Dis Nashun be our kinvas, and dis country be our masterpiece. What it is, Mama. Right On! We look at tomo'row and see unlimited frontiers plum waitin' t'be 'splo'ed. Our brightest discoveries aintyet knode. 'S coo', bro. Our most drillin' sto'ies aintyet told. Our grandest journeys aintyet made. What it is, Mama. Right On! De American Age, de American Epic, de American Adventure, gotss'ta only plum begun. Right On! Our spirit be still yung; de sun be still risin'; God’s grace be still shinin'; and mah' fellow Americans, de best be yet t'come. Right On! Dank ya'. Man. Right On! God Bless You's. Man. Right On! God Bless America. Sheeeiit.  

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On 9/13/2020 at 7:31 PM, HipKat said:

The other thing is, WTF language is that? Does anybody that isn’t black have any fucking clue what the hell he saying?

RACIST!

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