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Our Range Commies should get a kick out of this!!!  :niterider:

 

 

Beyoncé has impressed us for decades. She’s even been known to wear a cape or two over the years, but the music icon is about to make her superhero status official.

DC, the company behind Batman, Superman and, yes, Wonder Woman, announced Thursday that the “Run the World (Girls)” singer is one of 17 women who will be profiled in an upcoming graphic novel. In addition to Beyoncé, who’s earned her accomplishments in the world of entertainment, Wonder Women of History will document females working in politics and government, science and technology, business and sports.

Besides Beyoncé, pop culture fans will recognize singer Janelle Monae, comedian Tig Notaro and Gilmore Girls actress Keiko Agena.

Both record-breaking tennis star Serena Williams and gymnast Dominque Dawes, who won four medals at the Olympics in 1992, 1996 and 2000, are in the latter category.

 

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who’s been recognized as a feminist icon in the past few years (thanks, in part to Kate McKinnon’s hilarious parody of her) and members of Congress, including U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a Democrat from New York, and U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib, a Michigan Democrat, represent the world of politics. Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts senator who unsuccessfully ran for this year’s Democratic presidential nomination, gets her own tribute. Activists including Emma Gonzalez, a survivor of a school shooting in Parkland, Fla., who’s fought for gun control, disability rights advocate Judith Heumann, same-sex marriage crusader Edith Windsor and transgender pioneer Marsha P. Johnson are recognized, too.

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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

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also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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40 minutes ago, Woody said:

Our Range Commies should get a kick out of this!!!  :niterider:

Beyoncé has impressed us for decades. She’s even been known to wear a cape or two over the years, but the music icon is about to make her superhero status official.

DC, the company behind Batman, Superman and, yes, Wonder Woman, announced Thursday that the “Run the World (Girls)” singer is one of 17 women who will be profiled in an upcoming graphic novel. In addition to Beyoncé, who’s earned her accomplishments in the world of entertainment, Wonder Women of History will document females working in politics and government, science and technology, business and sports.

Besides Beyoncé, pop culture fans will recognize singer Janelle Monae, comedian Tig Notaro and Gilmore Girls actress Keiko Agena.

Both record-breaking tennis star Serena Williams and gymnast Dominque Dawes, who won four medals at the Olympics in 1992, 1996 and 2000, are in the latter category.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who’s been recognized as a feminist icon in the past few years (thanks, in part to Kate McKinnon’s hilarious parody of her) and members of Congress, including U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a Democrat from New York, and U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib, a Michigan Democrat, represent the world of politics. Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts senator who unsuccessfully ran for this year’s Democratic presidential nomination, gets her own tribute. Activists including Emma Gonzalez, a survivor of a school shooting in Parkland, Fla., who’s fought for gun control, disability rights advocate Judith Heumann, same-sex marriage crusader Edith Windsor and transgender pioneer Marsha P. Johnson are recognized, too.

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Shit.  I was a DC guy growing up.  I would change my allegiance to Marvel, but I'm positive they're just as phony woke.  Both companies are fucking up their franchises royally.  It's all about the freaks and weirdos these days: LGBTQ and other assorted fags and kooks.  It will come back to haunt them.  Just wait and see. 

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2 minutes ago, Thebowflexbody said:

This is all going to cost DC and Marvel.  SO STUPID.  Idiots.

You never know.  People are down for mandatory faggotry nowadays.  :niterider:

 


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

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also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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16 minutes ago, Woody said:

You never know.  People are down for mandatory faggotry nowadays.  :niterider:

Marvel films had a great thing going and are apparently DETERMINED to fuck it all up.

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Comics have been "woke" for awhile and have been suffering in the stores with them bringing in these heroes no one wants who don't sell and then they have to cancel the magazine. 2 examples: Captain Marvel and the new Muslim super hero Ms. Marvel. Marvel has tried and tried again to ram these characters down people's throats only to keep failing. Then there was this hilarity a couple of months ago.

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We’re saved! Marvel baffles fans as it unveils ‘Snowflake’ & ‘Safespace’… non-binary bully-fighting superheroes

 

With coronavirus panic sparking worldwide toilet paper shortages, Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.
Known for iconic characters such as Spider Man, the Hulk, and Captain America, Marvel has apparently decided that comic book fans need new, “post-ironic” (their words, not ours) heroes. The entertainment company unveiled in a new trailer that their ‘New Warriors’ line-up includes psychic twins named Snowflake and Safespace.

Snowflake is obviously non-binary and “goes by they/them,” Marvel noted. The gender-fluid twin vanquishes enemies with “snowflake-shaped projectiles.”

“The connotations of the word ‘snowflake’ in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp,” the comic book company helpfully explained.

I thought this was a parody at first, but Marvel is introducing two social justice characters named Snowflake and Safespace. Snowflake is non-binary. They are part of Marvel's "The New Warriors." pic.twitter.com/dYr7iW7ZcT

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 18, 2020


Safespace, who identifies as male, is able to create a defensive force field – perhaps to shield people from being mis-gendered, for example.

The magical twins are “hyper aware of modern culture” and see their super powers as a “post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying,” Marvel un-ironically wrote.

A trailer showcasing the pair seemed so unbelievable that many on social media thought at first that it was an elaborate hoax.

 

The twins are symptomatic of a larger problem: That the Left “never runs out of bad ideas,” actress and political commentator Mindy Robinson argued.

While the super-duo were widely trashed on Twitter, one commenter thanked Marvel for lightening the mood in these dark and uncertain times.

“Just when the world needed some levity, here comes 2020 Marvel Comics with their new heroes ...SAFESPACE and SNOWFLAKE. THANK YOU MARVEL YOU ARE SAVING LIVES.”

This isn’t the first time that Marvel has sought the much-coveted approval of ‘woke’ culture. In January, the company announced that it would introduce a trans hero “very soon.”

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, jc856 said:

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Yeah she's an idiot, but she still looks good in jeans and a t-shirt.

And believe me, I hate the fact that I feel that way.

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3 hours ago, SackMan518 said:

Comics have been "woke" for awhile and have been suffering in the stores with them bringing in these heroes no one wants who don't sell and then they have to cancel the magazine. 2 examples: Captain Marvel and the new Muslim super hero Ms. Marvel. Marvel has tried and tried again to ram these characters down people's throats only to keep failing. Then there was this hilarity a couple of months ago.

marvel-safe-space-snowflake-640x335.jpg

We’re saved! Marvel baffles fans as it unveils ‘Snowflake’ & ‘Safespace’… non-binary bully-fighting superheroes

With coronavirus panic sparking worldwide toilet paper shortages, Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.
Known for iconic characters such as Spider Man, the Hulk, and Captain America, Marvel has apparently decided that comic book fans need new, “post-ironic” (their words, not ours) heroes. The entertainment company unveiled in a new trailer that their ‘New Warriors’ line-up includes psychic twins named Snowflake and Safespace.

Snowflake is obviously non-binary and “goes by they/them,” Marvel noted. The gender-fluid twin vanquishes enemies with “snowflake-shaped projectiles.”

“The connotations of the word ‘snowflake’ in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp,” the comic book company helpfully explained.

I thought this was a parody at first, but Marvel is introducing two social justice characters named Snowflake and Safespace. Snowflake is non-binary. They are part of Marvel's "The New Warriors." pic.twitter.com/dYr7iW7ZcT

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 18, 2020


Safespace, who identifies as male, is able to create a defensive force field – perhaps to shield people from being mis-gendered, for example.

The magical twins are “hyper aware of modern culture” and see their super powers as a “post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying,” Marvel un-ironically wrote.

A trailer showcasing the pair seemed so unbelievable that many on social media thought at first that it was an elaborate hoax.

The twins are symptomatic of a larger problem: That the Left “never runs out of bad ideas,” actress and political commentator Mindy Robinson argued.

While the super-duo were widely trashed on Twitter, one commenter thanked Marvel for lightening the mood in these dark and uncertain times.

“Just when the world needed some levity, here comes 2020 Marvel Comics with their new heroes ...SAFESPACE and SNOWFLAKE. THANK YOU MARVEL YOU ARE SAVING LIVES.”

This isn’t the first time that Marvel has sought the much-coveted approval of ‘woke’ culture. In January, the company announced that it would introduce a trans hero “very soon.”

I’m offended they made Safespace male. The chauvinist pigs at marvel must be burned to the ground. Because I’m offended and shit. I think. I’ll have to check on that. I’m gonna talk to my blmlbgtqexpialidocious representatives. 

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20 hours ago, Crinoline said:

Wonder Women of History. Aoc but no Betsy Ross? Cleopatra? Billie Jean King? I think they mean Wonder Women of "woke" history.

Fuck "wokeness"  Bunch of CRAP.

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9 hours ago, SackMan518 said:

Comics have been "woke" for awhile and have been suffering in the stores with them bringing in these heroes no one wants who don't sell and then they have to cancel the magazine. 2 examples: Captain Marvel and the new Muslim super hero Ms. Marvel. Marvel has tried and tried again to ram these characters down people's throats only to keep failing. Then there was this hilarity a couple of months ago.

marvel-safe-space-snowflake-640x335.jpg

We’re saved! Marvel baffles fans as it unveils ‘Snowflake’ & ‘Safespace’… non-binary bully-fighting superheroes

With coronavirus panic sparking worldwide toilet paper shortages, Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.
Known for iconic characters such as Spider Man, the Hulk, and Captain America, Marvel has apparently decided that comic book fans need new, “post-ironic” (their words, not ours) heroes. The entertainment company unveiled in a new trailer that their ‘New Warriors’ line-up includes psychic twins named Snowflake and Safespace.

Snowflake is obviously non-binary and “goes by they/them,” Marvel noted. The gender-fluid twin vanquishes enemies with “snowflake-shaped projectiles.”

“The connotations of the word ‘snowflake’ in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp,” the comic book company helpfully explained.

I thought this was a parody at first, but Marvel is introducing two social justice characters named Snowflake and Safespace. Snowflake is non-binary. They are part of Marvel's "The New Warriors." pic.twitter.com/dYr7iW7ZcT

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 18, 2020


Safespace, who identifies as male, is able to create a defensive force field – perhaps to shield people from being mis-gendered, for example.

The magical twins are “hyper aware of modern culture” and see their super powers as a “post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying,” Marvel un-ironically wrote.

A trailer showcasing the pair seemed so unbelievable that many on social media thought at first that it was an elaborate hoax.

The twins are symptomatic of a larger problem: That the Left “never runs out of bad ideas,” actress and political commentator Mindy Robinson argued.

While the super-duo were widely trashed on Twitter, one commenter thanked Marvel for lightening the mood in these dark and uncertain times.

“Just when the world needed some levity, here comes 2020 Marvel Comics with their new heroes ...SAFESPACE and SNOWFLAKE. THANK YOU MARVEL YOU ARE SAVING LIVES.”

This isn’t the first time that Marvel has sought the much-coveted approval of ‘woke’ culture. In January, the company announced that it would introduce a trans hero “very soon.”

W T F ?

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31 minutes ago, Thebowflexbody said:

W T F ?

I thought it was a mockery at first.  Marvel has lost their minds.  :niterider:

 

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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

image-trump-emoticon.png

also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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