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Not totally off topic, because it's what I plan to start drinking during games, and when the Range's stupidity frustrates me to the point of drinking.

 

-I don't want any artificial sweeteners, so diet soda or "G2"(Gatorade) are out

 

-already know water, but would prefer something that could mask the taste a bit better

 

Thanks, Rangers! :rockon:

 

 

(ive been checking the internet and it's mostly talking about the kinds of drinks you mix in bars....I dont want to be spending a lot of time and effort, or even money if I dont have to)


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Scotch and bourbon I drink on the rocks.

 

In the summer I drink vodka and lemonade.

 

Gin and tonics were my drink of choice for a long time but they make me angry so I stopped drinking them.

 

If I'm out I usually stick with beer so I can make sure I don't over do it.

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Water is a perfectly acceptable mixer. I wish I had a taste for hard seltzer. Seems to be the other lowest calorie way to catch a buzz. Knob creek on the rocks.

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Water is a perfectly acceptable mixer. I wish I had a taste for hard seltzer. Seems to be the other lowest calorie way to catch a buzz. Knob creek on the rocks.

 

Scotch and bourbon I drink on the rocks.

 

In the summer I drink vodka and lemonade.

 

Gin and tonics were my drink of choice for a long time but they make me angry so I stopped drinking them.

 

If I'm out I usually stick with beer so I can make sure I don't over do it.

 

Thanks, between the 2 of you I tried water with a little bit of lime juice. I thought I might need more to mask the taste(Im no longer a fan of neat or on the rocks, other than maybe with everclear...it goes against logic but for some reason it's very smooth to me...everything else i generally prefer not to taste). After a short time I have a buzz and then it matters even less.

 

Mathwise, 1.75l is 61 oz, supposedly the same alcohol as 61 beers. In my studies Ive learned about "as above, so below", meaning your actions in the outter world are mirrored in your inner world, which I now also believe is why a certain group of generally rich people known for their cheapness do so...not just because of pure greed. Most on here wont be able to grasp the concept and will laugh, but for those interested in making their inner self more efficient, I am deciding to do so even with my inebriation. :)

 

The calories saved from beer should also make quite a difference, might even inspire me to go back to the gym and put my membership to use.

 

As for post #3...jc...who let Tom Brady on here?!?!


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Scotch and bourbon I drink on the rocks.

 

In the summer I drink vodka and lemonade.

 

Gin and tonics were my drink of choice for a long time but they make me angry so I stopped drinking them.

 

If I'm out I usually stick with beer so I can make sure I don't over do it.

 

As a fan of psychology as well as any biological sciences(and especially when they combine), could you please tell me more why the gin and tonic made you any angrier than any other alcohol? And what did the anger cause you to do?

 

Hell, that makes me want to ask anyone if they've found a specific type of alcohol had any different effect on them than others. I may have a good buzz already, but this information would be of interest to me even when completely sober. I'm wondering if it is real or well I was going to say psychosomatic, but that isnt really fitting, whatever word I'm looking for(not placebo either).

 

I appreciate your help. G*d bless you, one and all.


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-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

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Perrier flavored sparkling water is the best, but any flavored sparkling water with vodka/gin is a great flavorful drink that's low cal as fuck and you won't taste the alcohol at all

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Perrier flavored sparkling water is the best, but any flavored sparkling water with vodka/gin is a great flavorful drink that's low cal as fuck and you won't taste the alcohol at all

 

Thanks my man. A big part of my question involves calories though. How many per how much, if you have any bottles on hand to look at? I'm also curious if any of you have any idea on the ratios you generally mix to achieve your results? Thanks again(about 10-11 oz in so far, and this works, but my lime juice is about gone :( just poured what will be 14-15 )

 

Question: Is a shot glass 1 oz? I had a nice measuring glass but it broke awhile ago. Now I just use this Bullet Bourban shot glass I once won when they gave me one shot on...whatever it is you call that thing that's like shuffleboard on the table with the sand...they gave me 1 shot to put it between 2 lines, and i mo bleeping did it. Now I'm putting it to use to measure out my drinks to keep track of how many i have. I like to limit myself so I dont do too much within a few hour span.


"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is possibly the most useful documentary in existence in terms of understanding how society came to be like it currently is: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My Adopt A Bill is Stefon Diggs

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Thanks my man. A big part of my question involves calories though. How many per how much, if you have any bottles on hand to look at? I'm also curious if any of you have any idea on the ratios you generally mix to achieve your results? Thanks again(about 10-11 oz in so far, and this works, but my lime juice is about gone :( just poured what will be 14-15 )

 

Question: Is a shot glass 1 oz? I had a nice measuring glass but it broke awhile ago. Now I just use this Bullet Bourban shot glass I once won when they gave me one shot on...whatever it is you call that thing that's like shuffleboard on the table with the sand...they gave me 1 shot to put it between 2 lines, and i mo bleeping did it. Now I'm putting it to use to measure out my drinks to keep track of how many i have. I like to limit myself so I dont do too much within a few hour span.

 

All the flavored sparkling waters are 0 calories. Any brand will do they all have a good taste, personally my least favorite brand is La Croix. Stick with Dasani flavored water, Kroger brand, perrier, mountain valley, schweppes, poland spring even has flavored sparkling waters

 

here's just a link to the raspberry kroger water https://ship.kroger.com/p/011110016973/kroger-seltzer-water-rasperry-12-fl 15mg of sodium that's it.

 

As far as ratio for liquor, man i just pour lol. Probably pour 2-3 shots in a good sized glass and fill the rest with the sparkling water, shit tastes amazing. You'll figure out your perfect mix ratio but it's real easy to make those taste good with any of the flavored sparkling waters.

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All the flavored sparkling waters are 0 calories. Any brand will do they all have a good taste, personally my least favorite brand is La Croix. Stick with Dasani flavored water, Kroger brand, perrier, mountain valley, schweppes, poland spring even has flavored sparkling waters

 

here's just a link to the raspberry kroger water https://ship.kroger.com/p/011110016973/kroger-seltzer-water-rasperry-12-fl 15mg of sodium that's it.

 

As far as ratio for liquor, man i just pour lol. Probably pour 2-3 shots in a good sized glass and fill the rest with the sparkling water, shit tastes amazing. You'll figure out your perfect mix ratio but it's real easy to make those taste good with any of the flavored sparkling waters.

 

Man, I like Kroger too(I am thinking of getting some of their cheese in a bit), but when I examined the ingredients, I saw "natural flavors", which sadly our FDA allows MSG to be included as, and it often is when that term is used. The FDA can bugger off.

 

I was experiencing a great deal of gassiness earlier. I didnt know epic amounts of grain alcohol whiskey(only 80 proof) could do that..I thought just beer did that?


"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is possibly the most useful documentary in existence in terms of understanding how society came to be like it currently is: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My Adopt A Bill is Stefon Diggs

My 2nd Adopt A Bill is Christian Wade(he gets an exemption and doesn't require a spot) :)

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(ive been checking the internet and it's mostly talking about the kinds of drinks you mix in bars....I dont want to be spending a lot of time and effort, or even money if I dont have to)

 

Back when I was drinking on a diet I'd make ice cubes out of fruit juice and add those to my liquor. I'd fill the tray with a 50/50 mix of water and juice to keep the calories/sugar down. Lemon, Orange and Grapefruit were my favorites. :niterider


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I dont know of you like to use soda as a mixer. There is a drink call zevia it is carbonated but no calories. It pretends to be soda. Has some good flavors. Just a thought.

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Just drink margaritas.

 

Tequila, triple sec and add lime.


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Back when I was drinking on a diet I'd make ice cubes out of fruit juice and add those to my liquor. I'd fill the tray with a 50/50 mix of water and juice to keep the calories/sugar down. Lemon, Orange and Grapefruit were my favorites. :niterider

 

This is also next level stuff right here.


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Man, I like Kroger too(I am thinking of getting some of their cheese in a bit), but when I examined the ingredients, I saw "natural flavors", which sadly our FDA allows MSG to be included as, and it often is when that term is used. The FDA can bugger off.

 

I was experiencing a great deal of gassiness earlier. I didnt know epic amounts of grain alcohol whiskey(only 80 proof) could do that..I thought just beer did that?

 

 

There's nothing wrong with MSG.

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Not totally off topic, because it's what I plan to start drinking during games, and when the Range's stupidity frustrates me to the point of drinking.

 

-I don't want any artificial sweeteners, so diet soda or "G2"(Gatorade) are out

 

-already know water, but would prefer something that could mask the taste a bit better

 

Thanks, Rangers! :rockon:

 

 

(ive been checking the internet and it's mostly talking about the kinds of drinks you mix in bars....I dont want to be spending a lot of time and effort, or even money if I dont have to)

 

Whiskey in the freezer and right out of the bottle!

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Man, I like Kroger too(I am thinking of getting some of their cheese in a bit), but when I examined the ingredients, I saw "natural flavors", which sadly our FDA allows MSG to be included as, and it often is when that term is used. The FDA can bugger off.

 

I was experiencing a great deal of gassiness earlier. I didnt know epic amounts of grain alcohol whiskey(only 80 proof) could do that..I thought just beer did that?

 

 

Anything you can put in your car and drive with can't be good...but if your stopped up, it will loosen load fir you lol.

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I cant believe there is someone in here towing the industry line that MSG is good/ok for you(if that was the case, it wouldnt be hidden under 30 different names). It is an EXCITOTOXIN that literally excites your brain cells to death. Search that word next to MSG and dont just believe industry apologists, including those on ***tube.

 

What did I end up deciding on? The Zevia looked nice but $6 for a 6 pack was not efficient. I replaced the grain alcohol whiskey with Seagrams Extra Smooth™ vodka, and bought many gallons of bottled spring water as usual, and a bag of organic lemons. I think things should not force me to gulp any more than I want to.

 

I appreciate the other suggestions and may try them as well, but for now this is how it goes. I also got a case of beer for when I'm feeling less industrious, lol.

 

That freezer (bleep) sounds like a decent idea if I am in pain and want to get blasted quickly, like if I am going to perform a minor surgery or something.


"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is possibly the most useful documentary in existence in terms of understanding how society came to be like it currently is: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

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I appreciate the other suggestions and may try them as well, but for now this is how it goes.

 

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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

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also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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Thanks for depressing me. Unlike many bitter **fos, I'd like to see one more season until they prove they aren't funny anymore(similar to Brady calling it quits). The animation was a decent enough logic, but the execution was just terrible. I do not want to see any more of that.

 

Actually, that meme was a good pick for anything to do with drinking(a great example for JC on how to properly use memes too, lol). Ray and Julian were epic drinkers. Still amuses me that Julian always had a mixed drink in his hand, even in court. I'm tempted to try that or something similar before I leave this mortal coil.


"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is possibly the most useful documentary in existence in terms of understanding how society came to be like it currently is: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My Adopt A Bill is Stefon Diggs

My 2nd Adopt A Bill is Christian Wade(he gets an exemption and doesn't require a spot) :)

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Not totally off topic, because it's what I plan to start drinking during games, and when the Range's stupidity frustrates me to the point of drinking.

 

-I don't want any artificial sweeteners, so diet soda or "G2"(Gatorade) are out

 

-already know water, but would prefer something that could mask the taste a bit better

 

Thanks, Rangers! :rockon:

 

 

(ive been checking the internet and it's mostly talking about the kinds of drinks you mix in bars....I dont want to be spending a lot of time and effort, or even money if I dont have to)

 

My favorite combination to get shitfaced is Everclear + Loganberry. The loganberry is so sweet you can go heavy on the Everclear, which is basically 190 proof grain alcohol. If you can find the diet version of Loganberry, it too is very sweet. I don't know what state you're in but some states (PA) you need to have some scientist license or something to buy grain alcohol now I think. NJ sells Everclear, I still have a sealed bottle left...

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My favorite combination to get shitfaced is Everclear + Loganberry. The loganberry is so sweet you can go heavy on the Everclear' date=' which is basically 190 proof grain alcohol. If you can find the diet version of Loganberry, it too is very sweet. I don't know what state you're in but some states (PA) you need to have some scientist license or something to buy grain alcohol now I think. NJ sells Everclear, I still have a sealed bottle left...[/quote']

 

CUS, you seem like a good SOB! I was mocked on here for professing my love of Everclear grain alcohol(I think it was last season). For some reason it seems to settle in my stomach a lot easier than various 80 proof liquors, and I am not sure why. I used to keep Gatorade on hand to replenish all the electrolytes I'd lose after a hard night of drinking, so I tried mixing it with that and it was sufficient. I also did shots before I broke my glass measuring glass. The last grain alcohol I tried was 80 proof of a different brand, and I didn't trust it to taste the same, hence why I humbled myself to ask this question.

 

Today I went into town for rations, and spent quite awhile at the LQ staring at the shelves and evaluating on things like proof, price, drinkability...trying to be as perfect as possible on what combination of factors worked the best. I ended up going with something else that was on the shelf almost directly behind where I was staring at the grain alcohol, (bleep) it was 1.75l and made of glass. I don't usually get that combo, but it was on sale, Seagrams, claims to have been distilled 5 times, and made from grain. Man, I felt satisfied with my choice, but wasnt feeling that motivated and was kind of in a hurry when I finally got home, so I settled on beer for the evening and plan to test out the water and organic lemons(possibly Stevia added for sweetness...although I suspect that could have contributed to my gassiness the other day). Anyhow, I may look into this Loganberry too. I am a fan of names, and it sounds like a name that resonates with me for some reason.

 

For what it's worth, if youre ever looking to make an extract/tincture/whatever that's alcohol soluable, Everclear is a champ!


"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is possibly the most useful documentary in existence in terms of understanding how society came to be like it currently is: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My Adopt A Bill is Stefon Diggs

My 2nd Adopt A Bill is Christian Wade(he gets an exemption and doesn't require a spot) :)

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