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The legend of "The Emoticon of the 'Hoff"

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Recently an infidel rode in, intending to stir trouble, and then rode off just as quickly. Instead of getting bitter, Ive decided to instead focus on adding value that the (bleep) talkers dont. Maybe I have not pulled my weight recently. I want to open a discussion on The legend of "The Emoticon of the 'Hoff".

 

Some have speculated it was the prequel to The Passion of the Christ. Others just marvel without wondering it's origins. Woody, well he puts it to use. He inspired this thread, and I hope not to be called a homosexual again because I said that. Heck, I'd hope not to be called randy if a chick ever did anything that caused inspiration.

 

Recently in multiple places on the Range, others have agreed with my creative suggestion that emoticons of Trump(as well as maybe Putin, Hillary, etc) would make the board more fun. I'll give the staff the benefit of the doubt that they did not see these requests, and weren't simply ignoring them because of not wanting to exert any extra effort. (EDIT: The term "emoji" has emerged in recent years with millenials, and I am not sure to what extent they are interchangable. Maybe someone wiser that myself can weigh in on that).

 

Woody already went out of his way to get one for Trump, but only those with staff privileges can add it to lexicon of Range expression. Although it might be more wise to settle on a final version, amongst the people, before asking anything of the mods, in my humble opinion. It's not like the guy who painted Mt Rushmore just used random photographs. The lexicon must be crafted with care.

 

After seeing that EPIC "Captain MAGA" video shared by SackMan, I think there must be a good variety of source material for some of these characters. Along with Trump, AOC has some of the most classic faces in recent history, and I think would also make a good addition. I think Jon Snow might be a nice addition and express honor.

 

If anyone else has some good suggestions for a top handful, please let us know. If someone thinks the idea sucks, well feel free to say why.

 

Staff, let us know how we can help to keep your effort minimal(maybe I'll stop asking where the TOS is hidden lol), while still making the board more enjoyable for the people. Every decade or so, I'm guessing some minor upgrades in infrastructure would be appreciated. I am for the people!! :rockon:


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If anyone else has some good suggestions for a top handful, please let us know. If someone thinks the idea sucks, well feel free to say why.

 

Bernie, Spartacus and Bootyplug would be a good start. image-trump-emoticon.png


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

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also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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Hell, lets make a full set of Democratic can't-idates :niterider


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

image-trump-emoticon.png

also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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Bernie, Spartacus and Bootyplug would be a good start. image-trump-emoticon.png

 

I kind of was thinking just people(I checked to see if that was the name of a female rapper or comedian or something, but the main results I got was a perverse array of sex toys). I'm nonplussed by this inclusion, but dont mind as long as we get main ones as well. I appreciate you getting the list started.

 

Hey, so tell the viewers...which came first, you or the Hoff? Did you request it, or was it there and you just decided to make it your own?


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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I kind of was thinking just people(I checked to see if that was the name of a female rapper or comedian or something, but the main results I got was a perverse array of sex toys). I'm nonplussed by this inclusion, but dont mind as long as we get main ones as well.

 

Bootyplug is Mayor Pete Buttigieg, our first openly gay Presidential Candidate. :moon:

 

Hey, so tell the viewers...which came first, you or the Hoff? Did you request it, or was it there and you just decided to make it your own?

 

Hoff was here first. Many, many years ago The Range had an obscene amount of emoticons. They had everything you could possibly imagine, including the Hoff. I ended up using him to punctuate my sentences in an attempt to strike up more conversations. :niterider


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

image-trump-emoticon.png

also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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Bootyplug is Mayor Pete Buttigieg, our first openly gay Presidential Candidate. :moon:

 

 

 

Hoff was here first. Many, many years ago The Range had an obscene amount of emoticons. They had everything you could possibly imagine, including the Hoff. I ended up using him to punctuate my sentences in an attempt to strike up more conversations. :niterider

 

Right on, thanks for the info. Ive noticed the people I usually find the most humorous, they seem to have a unique shtick that theyve stuck to for a long time, and it tends to grow on me after awhile.

 

If you dont mind me continuing my interview, were you actually into the Hoff at all? More for acting, or singing?

 

I found a Putin. Edit: it made it too big, not sure why.


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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If you dont mind me continuing my interview, were you actually into the Hoff at all? More for acting, or singing?

 

I enjoyed watching Hoff when I was growing up. Knight Rider and Baywatch were good shows. I'm not a super fan of the guy. I pushed the Hoff on the Range in order to get people riled up. Whenever I would start some Hoff antics half the board would get a laugh and the other half would get annoyed... which lead to more laughs. :niterider

 

I found a Putin. Edit: it made it too big, not sure why.

 

Use an image editing tool to shrink it down to 25x25. If you post it on here I can do it. image-trump-emoticon.png

 

 

PS: Add liberal screamer to the list. screamer.png


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

image-trump-emoticon.png

also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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You know which one Frawk is gonna ask for, SJ...........

 

Barney Frank, the guy his name is based off.


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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I enjoyed watching Hoff when I was growing up. Knight Rider and Baywatch were good shows. I'm not a super fan of the guy. I pushed the Hoff on the Range in order to get people riled up. Whenever I would start some Hoff antics half the board would get a laugh and the other half would get annoyed... which lead to more laughs. :niterider

 

 

 

Use an image editing tool to shrink it down to 25x25. If you post it on here I can do it. image-trump-emoticon.png

 

 

PS: Add liberal screamer to the list. screamer.png

 

Good work, Ive managed to milk some more Range history to get the newbs learnt. Also, thanks for the size information, I'm going to give it a shot and see what I can come up with.


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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After seeing that EPIC "Captain MAGA" video shared by SackMan, I think there must be a good variety of source material for some of these characters. Along with Trump, AOC has some of the most classic faces in recent history, and I think would also make a good addition. I think Jon Snow might be a nice addition and express honor.

 

Credit goes to Woody for Captain MAGA which was classic shit posting and meme wizardry. My vote is for Pepe the Frog!


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Comrade Meat, did you ever add these to the Range's library of emoticons/emojis? I mean, I dont think a once a DECADE update is asking too much, to make things more relevant. I mean the most famous one is still the Hoff, for crying out loud. Some of these clowns relate more to Justin Beiber(before he found G*d) and Kim Kardashian(before she started putting her fame to good use and helpiing those who have been wronged by the unconstitutional "war on drugs").

 

Bump to allow Woody to do more of his epic Range contributions.

 

PS Woody, did you say Hoff was already part of the collection and you just chose to use it in every one of your posts, or was it something you had added yourself? I was hoping to get that information out to the public just in case we do ever have to vote on you for Range HOF someday. Like Presidential candidates that don't have the establishment's backing, you may end up actually having your past actions looked into. :) I'm not sure I could pull off using only one emoticon...and if so, the choice might not be too easy. Emperor Ralph(my current avatar) might be in the current lead for me, but some no name guy could come out of nowhere like Bill Clinton(or Obama) did when he won the nomination


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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Sack "The Buffalo Range's TRUSTED News Source!"

 

"But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell... We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here."

 

- Howard Beale, Network

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Putin 2024. Claim the SOB off waivers or something, maybe have the usual suspects try to fool the people with another false flag regime change in Ukraine or something so we can poach him from the good people of Russia, though I doubt they are as gullible as the MSM addicts in the US and Europe... they are a hardy lot. That guy wouldn't bend over for AIPAC and the rest of the usual suspects, and we already have enough candidates with controversies as to how American they were. Romney, Obongo, Kamala, Cruz, etc(worst case scenario, make him a VP on a ticket with a Consitutionalist and have some real teamwork...he could be a good version of Cheney, not a Dick). Find a technicality for a true hero against the NWO/globalism, and not just people who pretend to be during the campaign. Woody/Meat, at least make an emoticon happen, lol. (or for those on here who are into gay porn and who keep complaining Trump isn't toned enough to satisfy their fetishes, I think the bare chested Putin riding a horse might be more favorable to them).


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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To follow up from the ending of the last post, this is for Frawd who likes his older men to still be in good shape and appeal to him more visually. However, Putin is a black belt who would still knock frawd out if he tried to feel him up and convince him to serve the *ew world order. This is the guy who actually is what the ignorant think the globalist loser Teddy Roosevelt was. I'm fairly certain educated people like jamsim67 know exactly what I'm talking about when it comes to the poser Teddy Roosevelt. If only we had the internet back then to expose such traitors.

 

To make it simple for those still in the dark, Russia has traded places with the US and kicked out the usual suspects(similar to Iceland reclaiming some sovereignty and jailing the banksters), while we recently enacted an anti-First Amendment law to protect them from criticism. That's why they go out of their way with a propaganda campaign against Russia. Am I wrong, Jamsim67?

 

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StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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That's why they go out of their way with a propaganda campaign against Russia. Am I wrong, Jamsim67?

 

Nope, they're still mad that their Bolshevik army got booted out after overthrowing the Tsars, ruining the country, and weaponizing them against the half the world.


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"But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell... We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here."

 

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Nope, they're still mad that their Bolshevik army got booted out after overthrowing the Tsars, ruining the country, and weaponizing them against the half the world.

 

Good post, other than the bolded portion being an extreme understatement to the brutal murders of a deeply Christian family, which were later celebrated by the usual suspects as a "sacrificial offering" to their gods. Europa: The Last Battle goes into the founding of Communism. The guy who turned Marx and Engels onto it(Moses Hess) made predictions that would make him seem like a prophet today, sadly.

 

There is a short intro US Marine combat veteran Ken O'Keefe, telling how the financial institutions are the head of the snake, which lays the groundwork for the 10 part series. Part 1 as I recall is mostly dedicated to the beginning of communism and the Bolshevik revolution.....and most of it will be details you were not taught in school. I dont think anyone would say they regret watching this, but only that such sad events had to happen. I think it actually talks about the Holomodor(s) (terror famines/genocides in the Ukraine) that dont get taught either. Evil people, very evil.

 

For those who are too thin-skinned to hear about the misery Western civilization had to endure, part 3 shows how one nation was able to break free from their control, and eliminated these banking criminals, and made the most amazing "worst to first" turn around in the history of humanity. The formula is there for anyone who wants it.

 

Here is episode 1 for those who are not faint of heart: (the 10 part series could rightly be called "A Brief History of Everything...That Is Currently Important"). If this were required in high schools, the nation and world would be a much better place with young people capable of critical thinking, and understanding what they are actually up against. It only takes a generation or 2 of indoctrination to destroy everything, and I think that is self-evident today.

 


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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PS Woody, did you say Hoff was already part of the collection and you just chose to use it in every one of your posts, or was it something you had added yourself?

 

The Hoff was already on the Range when I got here. If memory serves me right, the Hoff was part of some "Emoticon Booster Pack" for vBulletin. When the Range went through a huge upgrade a decade ago I remember Rick had to reinstall the Hoff. :niterider


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

image-trump-emoticon.png

also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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The Hoff was already on the Range when I got here. If memory serves me right, the Hoff was part of some "Emoticon Booster Pack" for vBulletin. When the Range went through a huge upgrade a decade ago I remember Rick had to reinstall the Hoff. :niterider

 

Maybe Comrade Meat will install the vBulletin emoticon booster update for this century now? :) I used to kid Victor for being about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be as a staff member, but sometimes I think Meat wants to take that title belt from him. :niterider

 

I may have interrogated you on this before(I was likely also drinking a cold beverage while you were sweating with a hot light pointed at you at that time too), but as a Range Insider™, I owe it to the people the do occasional celebrity interviews, and this thread seems like a good place to have the information for posterity. Ok, so Hoff was here, but how/why did he become your signature emoticon you use after every post? Enquiring minds want to know! :rockon: (I just realized those with flaming tendencies may try to call me a homosexual again for speaking fondly of your shtick like they did when I did likewise to someone else on here, but it is a risk I am willing to take to help make the Range great again!) Go Hoff, go Bills!


StraightJ: The Range's most relevant news source 

 

"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway".

-Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd. Rolling Stone, December 1971

 

https://oathkeepers.org/about/

 

Europa: The last Battle is the new best documentary in existence: https://search.bitchute.com/renderer?use=bitchute-json&name=Search&login=bcadmin&key=7ea2d72b62aa4f762cc5a348ef6642b8&query=Europa+The+Last+Battle

 

https://nativeamericanchurches.org/

 

My adopt a Bill is LeSean McCoy

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Maybe Comrade Meat will install the vBulletin emoticon booster update for this century now? :) I used to kid Victor for being about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be as a staff member, but sometimes I think Meat wants to take that title belt from him. :niterider

 

I may have interrogated you on this before(I was likely also drinking a cold beverage while you were sweating with a hot light pointed at you at that time too), but as a Range Insider™, I owe it to the people the do occasional celebrity interviews, and this thread seems like a good place to have the information for posterity. Ok, so Hoff was here, but how/why did he become your signature emoticon you use after every post? Enquiring minds want to know! :rockon: (I just realized those with flaming tendencies may try to call me a homosexual again for speaking fondly of your shtick like they did when I did likewise to someone else on here, but it is a risk I am willing to take to help make the Range great again!) Go Hoff, go Bills!

 

I chose the Hoff because I thought it was odd that his image would be available on Buffalo Bills forum. :niterider


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Fuck this team

I'll tie a frying pan to my ass so you hurt your penis, you ****ing homo!

Shut the fuck up dark cloud pussy

Anyone who is foolish enough to not be a Buffalo Bills fan can go f*ck themselves with a wooden shovel handle.

image-trump-emoticon.png

also, all that shit in your signature is beyond annoying. just like you.

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