Coach'sUncle'sSon

Why, we'd just go three & out and get nothing starting the 2nd half, plus lose wind advantage in the 4th...

I wouldn't mind seeing Barcklay (however the hell you spell it) if Allen struggles but I'm sure McBean would have none of that!

I wouldn't blame the Pegulas but If he keeps fumbling and throwing beyond or short of his WRs, I'd blame Beaney. I think Beane should hire Palmer FULL-TIME for the next 2 years, if he can't straighten Allen out by then, then EVERYBODY SHOULD GET FIRED OR RELEASED OR TRADED. Then Palmer can go back to freelancing, and we will be looking for a new staff....

No. I gave that shit up, just fentanyl & lortabs Bring back the exciting Allen!

There ya go, 2TDs I don't care how, as long as they are TDs not FGs

He still threw 3 tds and ran for 2 more...

When he runs for his life and gets first downs, he's better than a pocket passer type

And the Vikes game

YES, against Miami in the run-for-the-bus game...5 total TDs

He's not playin good today

She looks like Padma Lakshmi with a Frankenstein's Wife hair-streak...

Yeah, we need at least 3. Trent Williams whatsisname Yannik DE Ted Washington-like DT Mike Evans EDIT: SORRY, FORGOT TO HIT THE SUBMIT BUTTON!

Allen never got to sit a year behind a vet...

How do you bench a guy on his birthday? Couldn't they wait a day?

That's great, I won't have to laugh my ass off... I'm pretty accustomed to this one now anyway... MAYBE I can LMAO about Andy Dalton getting benched on his Birthday instead.